You Know Your IDGAF Attitude Has Gotten Further Than You Expected Once You Realized You're Literally

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

the fact that this is a real ad for the game and not a tumblr shitpost sends me into oblivion

I love you sassy reader I love you meek reader I love you slutty reader I love you virgin reader I love you reader with an insane background I love you reader who's inserted into Canon I love you Mary sues I love you poorly disguised self insert

My one true AtLA wish is for Katara to not have noticed that the Jasmine Dragon was run by Iroh and Zuko in disguise until “Lee” was standing right in front of her serving her tea and, like that one Perry the Platypus and Doofenshmirtz scene, she can’t attack him because she too is bound by societal conventions to not cause a scene in a nice public fine-dining area (after all, the Jasmine Dragon is in the Upper Ring of Ba Sing Se) so they just make awkward small talk until she leaves or the end of his shift because Katara orders multiple cups of tea in order to pseudo-interrogate Zuko whenever he brings it over (as quietly and fake-politely as possible) and because Iroh undeniably makes the best tea. Katara walks away thinking “Zuko’s a pretty ok dude once you get past all the teenage angst” and Zuko walks away thinking “Did I just make a friend?”

Can't mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one

the moon and his stars ✨🌛