Okay, So, I Know I’m Gonna Be A Funky One But, Manuel X Protag Please? Just Like, Them Hugging Because

(VINCENT is red RODY is orange)

No I didn’t cook the rat…!?

What kind of psycho do you take me for…

Then WHAT did you give me for leftovers last night!? WHERE IS THE RAT, VINCENT!?

??

It was fondant. Obviously. -???

It was a joke, I thought you of all people would find it funny. Hey! What’s that supposed to-

And besides, I can’t have a rat in my establishment, it’s incredibly unsanitary! So naturally I made him an enclosure up in my apartment upstairs.

His name is Mouse.

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Silly AU where Vincent doesn’t actually kill anyone, he just doesn’t pick up on social cues and is silly (wdym this isn’t how the game happened?)

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Happy (belated) birthday, Rody!!

I know this is late hushhhh

Also these are car doodles so they’re not that good I’m SORRYYYY!!

These are bad quality I’m sorry I don’t have the best motivation right now 💔💔

PLEASEEE JUST ONE MORE ANIMAL!! BUTTON IS EVIL AND SHE DOESN’T DO ANYTHING BESIDES LOAF AROUND AND EAT!!

>[You can hear Button growling from the other room.]

She only cares about food and catnip

…and she’s getting fat, it’s not just fluff anymore…

>[Growling intensifies.]

Hey daaaaadddd…

>[Jazper has their hands behind their back, trying to walk past Bryce.]

Nothing to see here, no animals I’m sneaking into the house or anything like tha-

>[A passenger pigeon (that is SUPPOSED TO BE EXTINCT) flies out of their hands]

CRAP-!

<[as soon as the bird flies away, Bryce opens the door for it and watches it leave]

Go to your room

HE CAME!!!! ITS THE GUY!!!! AAAAHHHH!!

He is literally my baby I’m going to take such good care of him

My desire to live has been restored!!!

Btw pretty much all of the studio investigrave characters have a fanon kid that I made

I also totally forgot to post this too!! I love that stupid man

I’m sick right now and very busy this weekend, I might not post a lot right now, I’m sorry!! I’ve been trying to get over this fever, but I’m just too hot that my body finds it necessary for me to be at 103.5 for two days straight/j

I’m sorry, I’ll be posting again soon <33

NO PLEASE THE PIGEON JUST WANTED A HOME I SWEAR!!!

…

If I can’t have the pigeon can I at least have this?

Hey daaaaadddd…

>[Jazper has their hands behind their back, trying to walk past Bryce.]

Nothing to see here, no animals I’m sneaking into the house or anything like tha-

>[A passenger pigeon (that is SUPPOSED TO BE EXTINCT) flies out of their hands]

CRAP-!

<[as soon as the bird flies away, Bryce opens the door for it and watches it leave]

Go to your room

h i

-💜

Hi!!! politely throws some doodles at you!!