Antag: “Why would people want to see YOU?!”
Coworker: “Guess I’m just the fan favorite, sucks for you, Antag.”
Antag: “WELL YOUR TIE IS TACKY AND THAT COLOGNE YOU WEAR?? SMELLS LIKE ASS!”
Normal Guy: :)
>[Button’s head tilted to the side, she didn’t know what that meant.]
Mrrp?
>[Button brushed some pieces of glass away with her tail and made a path to Bryce, rubbing against his leg and purring.]
[You hear a LOUDDD crash and screech coming from your bedroom]
WHAT THE HELL??
<[He rushes to his room]
Me wearing my binder for a bajillion hours
My tits hurt
HEHSHEHEHEHEHEH
After careful consideration, the STUDIO INVESTIGRAVE team have decided the current protagonists of Elevator Hitch, Dead Plate and Married in Red are unfit for their roles. So we've decided to switch them with another character.
Please welcome the new protagonists 💞
I just realized that I made it sound like the reason I hadn’t been posting was BECAUSE I was eating a pop tart.
Like, yeah, I haven’t posted in a few days, I’ve been terribly busy eating a SINGULAR FUCKING POPTART
Sorry I haven’t posted a lot I’m eating a pop tart anyways have these losers (I hate them so much)
Also I’m on TikTok I’ll drop it if I get to FIVE LIKESSSS!!! [insert gasping crowd sound effect]
HE CAME!!!! ITS THE GUY!!!! AAAAHHHH!!
He is literally my baby I’m going to take such good care of him
My desire to live has been restored!!!
Soryr I haven’t posted lately I’m really tired and haven’t had motivation
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
I also totally forgot to post this too!! I love that stupid man
>[You find Button sitting beside a knocked over lamp. Her fur was puffed up and sticking out.]
Mrowrrr
>[There’s shattered glass all around her, but he seems satisfied with the chaos she’s created.]
[You hear a LOUDDD crash and screech coming from your bedroom]
WHAT THE HELL??
<[He rushes to his room]
He/They! ASKS ARE OPENPlease nothing NSFW, I’m a minor!I DON’T DO COMMISSIONS SORRY!
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