Conclusion: someone at the UU ships toxic yaoi. Probably the Senior Wrangler.
(From what we know about wizards, any possible couple that might find themselves under mistletoe will inevitably be toxic)
"Tell me, Senior Wrangler, we never invited any women to the Hogswatchnight Feast, did we?"
"Of course not, Archchancellor," said the Senior Wrangler. He looked up in the dust-covered rafters, wondering what had caught Ridcully's eye. "Good heavens, no, they'd spoil everything, I've always said so."
"So why, every year, do we hang a damn great bunch of mistletoe up there?"
"well, er... it's... well, it's... it's symbolic, Archchancellor."
(scenes from Hogfather feat. the Senior Wrangler NOT beating the allegations)
people will be like “don’t worry it’s all in your head!” like babe… yes… that’s the problem… how do i get it out of there…
A cheese sandwich
If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
So…
Per the design of the opening credits Breaking Bad is abbreviated as BrBa, which is bromine-barium…
This should mean that Better Call Saul, which is abbreviated as BCS, is boron-carbon-sulfur. Or, you know, it would be if this show had anything to do with chemistry.
Neither one makes sense as a chemical compound anyway.
Aluminium is so cool, like, some dude saw it and thought "this is exactly what I need to make a flying machine that’s huge but not too heavy" and someone else was like "wouldn’t it be cool if I sliced it really thin and wrapped my breakfast in it instead of boring ol’ paper"
My favourite thing about Éowyn and Faramir is that when Éowyn tells Faramir she’s in love with Aragorn, his response is basically “well duh, who isn’t.” He truly gets Éowyn, not only because he has similar experiences with despair and grief, but also because the two of them feel the exact same way about Aragorn.
Strictly, canonically speaking, Faramir isn’t in love with Aragorn, but his old-school Medieval fealty has the level of passion and intensity that a modern reader tends to associate with romantic love. (Though of course he isn’t an outlier in a series about passionate friendship and fealty.) The first time Faramir ever saw Aragorn, in the Houses of Healing, “a light of knowledge and love was kindled in his eyes” and he immediately volunteered to do anything his king asked of him, even though he had just woken up from life-threatening illness and probably didn’t have the strength to get out of bed under his own power. And what he offers to Éowyn, among other things, is this: you can continue to love Aragorn as your king and captain, we can both love him that way, and love each other with a quieter peacetime love.
Cheery and Nobby! I wonder what they’re talking about
What they can see:
What they can’t see:
me watching Narcos and making a little mental note whenever I can identify a new swear word or expression
This photo is so him. He was my author. He was my friend. Like all of you, I miss him everyday. Thank you for keeping the ripples going.
she/her || I’m a writer, I swear || and a huge fangirl || also a language learner and a nerd in general and a lot of other things
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