My Essay Isn’t Done But I Sure Am

1996 Yamaha SG 12AS

FRENCH SKELTON: "BONE" JOUR

never say “im fat but..” always say “im fat and..” beautiful wonderful amazing etc.

Me a week before AC: Syndicate comes out

Me: *turns volume up to full*

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!

DADADADA DADAAAAAAA DADADADA!!

*screaming the lyrics across the entire house*

IF YOU THINK THAT I’M GOING TO SIT AND WATCH A SIX  TO SEVEN HOUR MOVIE JUST BECAUSE IT’S AN EXACT REPLICA OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS WITH EVERY SINGLE WORD AND DETAIL INCLUDED then you are absolutely right, just let me make some popcorn and get some drinks, we’re gonna be here awhile

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I’m the one who let the dogs out.

Constellations

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