Can Someone Write A Fic Where Bruce Is On A JL Mission And They Somehow Get A Baby That They Need To

Can someone write a fic where Bruce is on a JL mission and they somehow get a baby that they need to take care of until they find their parents. And all the JL members just cannot stop this baby from crying (this is before Clark has Jon so he’s pretty clueless with babies still) and eventually Bruce is like, “give them to me.”

And the JL is like “uhh, we don’t know if we should trust BATMAN with a baby, but at this point… fuck it.” And hand the baby over to him.

And Batman tucks the baby into his chest and softly bounces them, talking to them gently in a deep rumbly voice. “It’s okay sweetheart. Shhh, you’re safe.” And eventually, the baby doesn’t just stop crying, but falls asleep.

And the JL just stand there, gobsmacked. Because what the fuck??? Why is the Batman so good with babies??? And the rest of the mission Batman just has the baby because a) they don’t want them to wake up and start fussing again. And b) because Batman looks genuinely happy (as happy as Batman can be without deeply horrifying the JL).

More Posts from Jackofsometrades and Others

1 year ago

Miles: Hobie's been helping me out a lot. He comes like 4 times a week.

Pav: 4 times? Wow, Hobie must be in love with you.

Miles: WHAT?

Hobie: Pav you and I both know I have the ability and willingness to throw you.

Pav: He's threatening me but notice how he didn't deny the "in love with you" part

Hobie: PAV!

1 year ago

Reporter: Mister Wayne, you're the next cover of playgirl magazine.

Bruce: Yes.

Reporter: You know 80% of their subscribers are males ?

Bruce: Yes.

2 years ago

Wally darling

Wally Darling

Wally Darling
1 year ago

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

2 years ago

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

1 year ago
They Are Meant To Be, Your Honor.
They Are Meant To Be, Your Honor.
They Are Meant To Be, Your Honor.
They Are Meant To Be, Your Honor.
They Are Meant To Be, Your Honor.
They Are Meant To Be, Your Honor.

They are meant to be, your honor.

2 years ago

Shitpost time

2 years ago

Hey howdy hey, neighbors! ❤️

Hey Howdy Hey, Neighbors! ❤️
Hey Howdy Hey, Neighbors! ❤️
Hey Howdy Hey, Neighbors! ❤️
Hey Howdy Hey, Neighbors! ❤️
Hey Howdy Hey, Neighbors! ❤️
Hey Howdy Hey, Neighbors! ❤️
Hey Howdy Hey, Neighbors! ❤️
Hey Howdy Hey, Neighbors! ❤️
Hey Howdy Hey, Neighbors! ❤️
Hey Howdy Hey, Neighbors! ❤️

I made some ACNH custom designs for Welcome Home! <3 I've become really invested in the ARG, and it inspired me so much that I just had to make something for it! I'm still working on Frank, Barnaby and Poppy, but I was too excited to wait until all of them were done, so please take these! :0D

(Also: I know the name of the Custom Design Creator is different from the name in my bio, and that's because I made these designs on my sister's profile, which is the only profile on our island with connection to the internet and stuff like the Custom Design Portal. I just felt the need to clarify! <3)

Most importantly, all of the artwork - not to mention the wonderful Welcome Home ARG as a whole - belongs to @partycoffin! Their work is seriously so amazing, and I highly recommend checking them out!

If you're considering getting into Welcome Home, please be aware that it's a horror ARG with elements such as gore/blood, heavy eye contact and staring, unreality/derealization, and puppets/mannequins. It's still being developed, but if any of these may trigger you, then it's probably best to avoid it so as to keep yourself safe!

That's all for now, friends! Bye! :D

10 months ago

Ghost getting diagnosed with OCD and realizes he's not a monster that fantasizes about brutally killing his own teammates no matter how hard he tries not to he's just a man with intrusive thoughts. He holds roach and soap a bit tighter now. Less afraid of hurting them because he knows he has no control over those thoughts. He stays longer with them after they make love now slightly less afraid that he'll do horrible things. Or something like that idk

  • spa-ghettti
    spa-ghettti reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • the-pineapple-cake
    the-pineapple-cake liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • atouchofmidnight
    atouchofmidnight liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • specialinterestspam
    specialinterestspam liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • elrondsbookshelf
    elrondsbookshelf reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • akarnae6
    akarnae6 liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • e-c-m-c
    e-c-m-c liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • pskarmel
    pskarmel liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • rorocannon
    rorocannon liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • dragondrawer28
    dragondrawer28 reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • infinite-space158
    infinite-space158 liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • soundwavefansstuff
    soundwavefansstuff liked this · 4 weeks ago
  • cadaverthesneaky
    cadaverthesneaky reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • cadaverthesneaky
    cadaverthesneaky liked this · 1 month ago
  • sociopathic-stingray
    sociopathic-stingray liked this · 1 month ago
  • needlemoth
    needlemoth reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • shadow-wolf188
    shadow-wolf188 liked this · 1 month ago
  • purplehoodie09
    purplehoodie09 reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • purplehoodie09
    purplehoodie09 liked this · 1 month ago
  • petitefeedeporcelaine
    petitefeedeporcelaine liked this · 1 month ago
  • silverlock
    silverlock liked this · 1 month ago
  • sunshinebutnorainbows
    sunshinebutnorainbows liked this · 1 month ago
  • multifandomgenius-blog
    multifandomgenius-blog reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • fkdagger
    fkdagger reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • am-i-the-villain-co
    am-i-the-villain-co liked this · 1 month ago
  • fandomtrash24
    fandomtrash24 reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • favoritebatfam
    favoritebatfam reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • mikaelsonwife4life
    mikaelsonwife4life liked this · 1 month ago
  • flowering-azalea-bushes
    flowering-azalea-bushes liked this · 1 month ago
  • lilac445
    lilac445 liked this · 1 month ago
  • hersludgepalacepatrol-blog
    hersludgepalacepatrol-blog liked this · 1 month ago
  • hidemation
    hidemation reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • annaline2020
    annaline2020 liked this · 1 month ago
  • randowren
    randowren liked this · 1 month ago
  • astral-faery
    astral-faery liked this · 1 month ago
  • lost-rambling-rando
    lost-rambling-rando liked this · 1 month ago
  • garbage-owner-bag
    garbage-owner-bag liked this · 1 month ago
  • guiltyuntilproveninnocent
    guiltyuntilproveninnocent liked this · 1 month ago
  • hidemation
    hidemation liked this · 1 month ago
  • m3-my-m1n3
    m3-my-m1n3 liked this · 1 month ago
  • marxhq
    marxhq liked this · 1 month ago
  • marzzrambles
    marzzrambles liked this · 1 month ago
  • 3idontcare3
    3idontcare3 liked this · 1 month ago
  • purple-fangirl
    purple-fangirl liked this · 1 month ago
  • moonb34r
    moonb34r liked this · 1 month ago
  • liviningitupontop
    liviningitupontop liked this · 1 month ago
  • shayandwildlifepack
    shayandwildlifepack liked this · 1 month ago
  • urminebutidontwantyou
    urminebutidontwantyou liked this · 2 months ago

18 - whimsical and silly little guy (he/they)

340 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags