rare vent art from a few months ago
idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.
Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?
Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.
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Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:
Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...
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Flash: batman… who is this?
Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.
Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!
Batman: her name is robin
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Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?
Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.
Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!
Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*
*clears throat and talks into a megaphone*
little brother duo supremacy
Soap & Roach: *talking*
Ghost: SANDERSON
Roach: *turns around and throws his hands in the air*
Ghost: … what the fuck are you doing?
Roach: … trying to appear larger to intimidate you
Ghost:
Ghost: Ya know what? Never mind I’ll yell at you later *leaves*
Roach: *turns back to Soap*
Soap: … There is no fucking way that worked
Roach: I’m a genius, Soap
Soap: No, you’re so small that he genuinely feels bad for you
Roach: Shut the fuck up
Art by https://twitter.com/hokkemaruyaki
artfight killed the quality of my wiz attack so here it is at full size :-)
sentence: "Kon picks up a the call and before he can even say hello, Tims voice rings out "Bernard and I got hit with one of Ivy's attacks and we need your help." with timberkon :D
Kon picks up the call and before he can even say hello, Tim's voice rings out: "Bernard and I got hit with one of Ivy's attacks and we need your help."
". . . when you say 'one of Ivy's attacks' . . ." Kon trails off doubtfully, because theoretically Tim and Bernard should not need his help for that particular situation, and Tim sighs.
"It's the stupid option, alright?" he says irritably. Kon immediately bursts into laughter. "Shut up, you don't know how much fucking cuddle pollen sucks, you bastard!"
"Cuddle pollen!" Kon wheezes past his cackling, half-collapsing against the wall to keep himself from doubling over.
"Just shut up and super-speed your TTK over here, asshole," Tim says.
"So it can cuddle you?"
"I hate you so much."
one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?
bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]
"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit