Damian Being A Gen Alpha Implies In Gen Alpha Jon Too ...

I love how Bruce tells Duke to guard the Cave & Duke goes "Yes, sir. You got it. Not a single goddamm person is getting into this Cave." Like he takes it so seriously that when the GREEN LANTERN shows up, Duke doesn't think "Hm. He probably has a good reason for being here. Maybe I should ask him?"

No.

He DROPKICKS HIS ASS.

Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is

All the punkflower girlies, listen up!

We have the opportunity to be the Most Cringe TM and add Electric Touch to our Punkflower/Hobie Brown/Miles Morales playlists

There is nothing more punk than adding whatever the fuck we want to our fanmade playlists, regardless of if it's actually punk rock or not

So go forth! Stick it to those canon gatekeepers! Embrace the chaos! Add Taylor Swift songs to your Spiderverse playlists! Live in the moment!

Don't worry about the gatekeepers who'll sit there whinging about how "Hobie wouldn't listen to that!"

Because

🌸Who cares🌸

Hobie is not a real person. Miles is not a real person. We can do whatever we want and we're not hurting anyone

Remember that the opinions of people on the internet, no matter how passionate they seem to be, are irrelevant in the real world

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

🐶👑 is bored!!

Batman Prompt 9 - Wait... He isn't a Persona!?

Brucie Wayne is Batman's real personality.

Batman is the real act, he isn't that serious.

I have seen many stories where The Justice League finds out Batman's real personality, and (most of them don't show what happens after the reveal) he now acts as himself which most people make closer to Batman's personality.

So I thought what if after this grand reveal, he doesn't just get closer to the JL, but he acts way different than they expect.

Brucie is a bit of an exaggeration of his real personality. He flirts but more in a playful way, and the public calls him a playboy because of that.

After the Justice League learns of Batman's true identity, they now think that 'Brucie' is just an elaborate act to conceal his identity. Little do they know how much their opinion of him is going to change.

This needs to happen after the reveal of Batman's identity, so you can write that(prefered) or you can skip that, but if you skip it you'll have to give a summary of how they found out so the reader has some background.

After the shock of Batman's secret identity, the JL thinks the only things that will change will be that Batman now trusts them more, they will now be able to meet out of uniform, they get to be involved in his personal life(not too much), and they see Brucie, Bruce Wayne in a different light; he isn't what the media says.

It's the day after the reveal or whenever they meet again (after the reveal).

Let's say it's a JL meeting, everything is going on as normal just with Batman with no mask on; he going through the report of something (idk what they do at the meetings).

The meeting is adjourned and somebody says that they want to hang out. They think even if Bruce told them his identity that wouldn't make him suddenly want to hang out with them, but to their surprise he says yes. His voice sounded lighter than normal, but... No, it was probably their imagination.

Bruce is at the party; it's at a privately owned place, so it's just them and none of them have to keep up the act and can be themselves.

They notice, no, it's obvious, that Bruce is acting differently. He is acting like...

"Wait is...Brucie the real personality?"

They all look at him in horror.

"...No it can't be...Can it?"

When it's something important or serious or he is uniform: Batman

When it's basically anything else: Brucie(normal him)

“people in the JL hate Batman because he’s so strict” nah. people in the JL hate Batman because all of their sidekicks wanna hang out and train with the batfamily and come home asking questions like “so when are you going to get a plane?” and “why don’t you know how to do [complex judo move]?”

Its from that meme

Muscular straight boy at the gym, why are you angry? What troubles you? Has it been too long since you’ve punched drywall?