Jackofsometrades - Jack

✨both✨

But never at the same time </3

Over the last 3 years, I’ve drawn 250+ pages of my webcomic but I wouldn’t be surprised if I’ve drawn less than 25 drawings of my characters outside of that…

Little Guy

Bruce Wayne: *in the checkout line because Alfred forced him to go to the store to be seen in public for once and has literally only grabbed a bag of shredded cheese and a juice*

Cashier: Next please, hello Bruce how are you today?

Bruce: *staring intently at a pack of gum to avoid eye contact while he puts his items on the counter* im fantastic thanks

Cashier: That’ll be 6.84. Got yourself a snack, honey?

Bruce: *vibrating as he hands her 7 ones* yes here you go

Cashier: *hands him change*

Bruce: *drops the change on the counter, is visibly mortified and about to astral project*

Cashier: Oh sorry, my fault!

Bruce: *moments from collapse* noitwasminekeepthechange *speed walks out of the store gripping the bag of cheese so hard it almost pops*

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Alfred: *returns home to see Bruce in the fetal position on the couch with an empty bag of shredded cheese* “And how was the trip to the store, Master Bruce?”

Bruce: dontlookatme

dog king is devastatingly handsome!

Soap & Roach: *talking*

Ghost: SANDERSON

Roach: *turns around and throws his hands in the air*

Ghost: … what the fuck are you doing?

Roach: … trying to appear larger to intimidate you

Ghost:

Ghost: Ya know what? Never mind I’ll yell at you later *leaves*

Roach: *turns back to Soap*

Soap: … There is no fucking way that worked

Roach: I’m a genius, Soap

Soap: No, you’re so small that he genuinely feels bad for you

Roach: Shut the fuck up

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

Doodles doodles doodles

Awww shit yall know what it is