The Sillies

Wally has a asthedic i want. Shakes him real hard.

(If u saw this post before, i noticed a tinyass error that bothered me. Fixed and reposting)

Miles: Hobie's been helping me out a lot. He comes like 4 times a week.

Pav: 4 times? Wow, Hobie must be in love with you.

Miles: WHAT?

Hobie: Pav you and I both know I have the ability and willingness to throw you.

Pav: He's threatening me but notice how he didn't deny the "in love with you" part

Hobie: PAV!

we need to have a serious talk about antisemitism in America. yesterday, there was a hostage situation in a synagogue in Texas, where a gunman took for people including a rabbi hostage. he wanted to have someone released from prison. I forget who, but she was charged with 80 something years back in 2010. so what do you think this gunman does? does he contact the police or the president and demand the prisoner be released?

no. he tells the rabbi to call another rabbi in New York, and to have that rabbi release the prisoner. now, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that his plan was completely stupid. the rabbi in New York had no relation to with prisoner, the prison she was in, or even the justice system at all. so why did the gunman think that the new york rabbi would have the authority to release a random prisoner who was sentenced 12 years ago? one word. antisemitism

most antisemites have the insane belief that all Jews are secretly controlling the world, or the government, or the banks, or natural disasters, or... you get it. its entirely based on fake and antisemitic conspiracy theories, and it literally gets people killed. this gunman thought that a rabbi in New York had the authority and power and ability to release a prisoner who I'm pretty sure isn't even imprisoned in the state of New York (don't quote me on that though). (edit, she was imprisoned within Texas?! literally what is the logic here?!)

antisemitic conspiracy theories, even as jokes, literally get us Jews hurt or killed. those are your "lizard people". your "space lasers". your "new world order". your "George Soros money". all those insane baseless conspiracy theories, even as a joke, cause severe damage to Jews. because people will believe it.

I haven't seen any non-Jews talk about what happened yesterday. that's not surprising. very rarely will goyim care about Jews unless one of their close friends is Jewish. but it's still upsetting. there is still so much antisemitism and hate towards Jewish people in the world today.

Hobie finding a cat in the middle of a mission.

Hobie holding up the cat: I will name you Sunflower jr. You can share a bed with Mayhem

Random dumbass villain trying to attack Hobie and the cat: PREPARE TO DIE

Miles single handle beating the living shit out the villain: Hobie, I love your love for stray animals but please focus!

Hobie looking at the half dead villain on the ground: on what? It seems like you did everything.

Miles rolling his eyes

Hobie opening a portal to his dimension: Now come on, we have to introduce Sunflower jr. to Mayhem.

Miles: oh dear lord

considering making my spider! Bernard AU have a timberkon spin off

just imagine Kon not dealing well with Tim getting a boyfriend. finally he finds someone who he connects with. it’s Spiderman. he starts talking to Spiderman (he comes up with the nickname Spidey) and over a couple of months begins to develop feelings for the guy. he even opens up about his situation with Tim only to later find out that the guy you have been crushing on and spilling your love life to is the guy your former-ish crush is dating.

imagine Kon’s horror, Bernard’s delight at the possibility of two boyfriends and Tim’s confusion at everything

nutsack

Soap: I could bench press you

Ghost: You couldn’t bench press anyone… well, maybe Roach. He’s tiny

Roach: I know where you keep your diary

Ghost:

Soap: You have a diary-?

“Well ain’t that just the most…”

I recently discovered @partycoffin’s Welcome Home, and have fallen in love!! love these guys and needed to draw Wally. alternate versions below