Spider-Punk By Sanford Greene, For The Promotional Material For The Movie

*clears throat and talks into a megaphone*

I BELIEVE THAT 'WELCOME HOME' CAN POSSIBLY SAVE THE MASCOT/NOSTALGIA HORROR GENRE!!

*when they met for the first time*

pavitr: where are you from?

hobie: england

pavitr: i'm sorry

hobie, a little louder: england

pavitr: no, i heard. i'm just sorry

time for a fun game called can we finish a shower before the edible hits

HEAD EMPTY ALL SPIDERVERSE‼️💥🕷️

Can you guys guess who my favorite character is? (Spoiler alert it’s Hobie-)

(Drawing request given to me by some ppl on a Spiderverse Discord server I’m in!)

het babe is that a bomb in your pocket or is your penis just beeping rhythmically

Guess who finally watched the Batman movie and right after this read a bunch of Fanfics, where they throw a young Robin/Dick Grayson at Battinson

…It’s me

 and I’m gonna do that too^^

Edit: Fanfics here

Idk how Tumblr works pls don't tell at me

(no one is yelling at me I'm just talking to my brain)

Gwen crashing at Hobie's dimension every single day, telling him everything about Miles like the lovestruck teenager she is and getting excited about Hobie finally meeting Miles.

But then she notices how Hobie is always leaning into Miles' personal space, how he's constantly turning pink around him and how he seems to forget everyone else exists when Miles is around.

And then Gwen pulls Hobie aside, outright glaring at him; Hobie pretends he has no idea what's all that about even though he does.

"NO." She huffs, crossing her arms over her chest.

"No what?"

"You weren't supposed to fall in love with him too!"

"Well, too bad for you, now you have to share."

"NO! Hey, come back here, Hobie! We aren't done yet!"