Jackofsometrades - Jack

Soap: I could bench press you

Ghost: You couldn’t bench press anyone… well, maybe Roach. He’s tiny

Roach: I know where you keep your diary

Ghost:

Soap: You have a diary-?

Little Guy

Stealing my material 🙄

call me a fire hose the way i smash through your car windows

The secret Santa is also a cuteee idea…like as Xmas drew closer the HQ had more xmas vibes…and after they drew lots, Miles was Hobie’s secret santa but he had no idea what a anarchism Spider-Man would want for Xmas gift. So he just been sneaking around, making secret inquiries with others while keeping Hobie unknown. Then it came the day when all the Spider-Men were wearing red hats and sat around to open their gifts. Miles opened the one with his name on and found a set of beautiful paint brushes, then Pavitr suddenly jumped out and shouted that’s not my gift for you!(yes Pav was Miles’ secret Santa 👻) and Hobie was like of course not. I switched our gifts. Others started to tease them, causing Miles blushed and awkwardly walked away. When Hobie opened his he found a punk rock album. Miles came and mumbled that this may not be the perfect gift blablabla….Hobie suddenly kissed him and said now it is 🥰🥰

BTW Peter can be Miguel’s secret santa though the boss never participated at the first place. His gift would be an album of Miguel and his daughter and the last page was the three of them. Peter, Mayday &Miguel

spiderband !!

i already posted hobie and miles but i wanted to post all four together so technically i’m reposting them shh

how’s roach holding up

The COUNTRY, Sanderson

the boyf riends are rotting my brain..........

An invitation with your name on it!

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Hobie just knowing how to do hair and one day, when he's staying over at Miles' dorm, he just brings out a comb, grease, some jam and pats between his legs

"C'mere."

"Uh...why ?"

"I'm gonna do your hair, duh."

And Miles jumps because he doesn't like other people touching his hair because he's tenderheaded and would cry whenever his parents would comb his hair but Hobie just grabs him and forces him to sit down and Miles is flinching but when Hobie starts combing his hair, he actually relaxes because Hobie's hands are so gentle and Miles actually falls asleep and wakes up with cornrows

"Oh...wow..."

"Told you that you were just bein' a baby."

"Usually it takes forever for other people to do my hair..."

"Let me guess. Tenderheaded ?"

"Yeah..."

"Same boat. That's why I learned to do my own hair. It's easier that way. No one yankin' and pullin' and leaving with killer migraines"

And he just throws Miles a durag he pulled out of nowhere, tells him to tie it up before he goes to bed and goes about his business and Miles asks him to do his hair every time he comes over.

Bonus: People are jealous that Miles comes in with cool new hairstyles every week and some of them even beg for him to hook them up with his 'stylist'