Omg The Wally In The Little Car Is So Funny

OH MY GOD

THEY BOTH HATE THE BRITISH GOV’MENT ✨

xenk: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized

edgin: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

xenk: that one. i want that one

dear non-spanish speakers writing spiderverse fanfiction (or anything with spanglish),

in spanglish you don’t switch by word, you switch by phrase.

it’s not:

“[first part of the sentence in english], [second part of the sentence in english], mi amor.”

“[full english sentence], querida.”

it’s:

“[first part of the sentence in english], [segunda parte de la frase en español], mi amor.”

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also miles is boricua, miguel is mexican. they have two different accents and use different vocabulary for certain words.

also miles is “nyourican” - a puerto rican native to new york - while his mom is directly from the island, so there are differences there, too, because his spanish is more influence by new york english. 

here’s some good references that aren’t google translate (which usually pulls from spain, a country that speaks vastly differently from latin america)

SpanishDict

WordReference

here have some random videos on different slang/spanish accents:

Puerto Rico

Mexico (1) (2)

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in spanish most words are gendered, so most feminine words end in a and masculine/gender neutral words end in o. adding ito/ita makes something cuter, smaller and more affectionate.

spanish nicknames that aren’t “mi amor”

“querido/a” - darling

“cariño” - dear (always masculine regardless, of who its being said to)

“mi princesa/príncipe” - my prince/princess

“mi rey/reina” - my king/queen

“papí/mamí” - can be used in any way; romantic, sexual, familial for one’s parent or child, or just platonically

“tesoro” - treasure

also spanish is a language that uses adjectives as terms of affection both cute ones and ones that might sound insensitive in english

gordo (fat), flaco (skinny), negro (black), blanco (white), linda (pretty), bella (beautiful), morena (brown skin), etc.

and like most languages that are not english, spanish has multiple ways of saying i love you.

“te amo” - romantic

“te quiero” - familial, platonic (although there’s nothing wrong with using it romantically)

see also:

te adoro - i adore you

te deseo - i want you

te necesito - i need you

 and, of course, they can vary regionally too.

please use this because i have read a lot of really well written things that take me out of it because the use of spanglish is terrible. don’t just go on your presumptions that spanish/spanglish works in the same way that english does.

buena suerte, gringos.

- signed your friendly neighborhood afro-latina

*travels to the other side of the country* whoa i’ve never seen these biomes bef

post cancelled i forgot biome was a real term and not just a minecraft word

🐾 can a catboy and a dogboy truly fall in love…

initial doodles :3 (glomps u)

sentence: "Kon picks up a the call and before he can even say hello, Tims voice rings out "Bernard and I got hit with one of Ivy's attacks and we need your help." with timberkon :D

Kon picks up the call and before he can even say hello, Tim's voice rings out: "Bernard and I got hit with one of Ivy's attacks and we need your help."

". . . when you say 'one of Ivy's attacks' . . ." Kon trails off doubtfully, because theoretically Tim and Bernard should not need his help for that particular situation, and Tim sighs.

"It's the stupid option, alright?" he says irritably. Kon immediately bursts into laughter. "Shut up, you don't know how much fucking cuddle pollen sucks, you bastard!"

"Cuddle pollen!" Kon wheezes past his cackling, half-collapsing against the wall to keep himself from doubling over.

"Just shut up and super-speed your TTK over here, asshole," Tim says.

"So it can cuddle you?"

"I hate you so much."

played w desaturation of colors :3 i like how it looks !!!!!!! wawawa

Bruce: Halloween is so stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not.

Stephanie: You're Batman.

NAAAH, y'all can't change my mind he's silly and evil