I Have The Tumblr Equivalent Of Cleaning Supplies…

that post that's like "had a dream i asked michael jackson what his pronouns were and he said 'he/hee'" ruined my life personally i was at a funeral for a (shitty, abusive, so don't judge me) relative once when i remembered it and tried to stop myself from laughing that i broke a blood vessel in my eye

  Far too many people have short memories when it comes to the shit their side did.

I had a nightmare last night.

I was a reporter.

About 1 out of 5 Parental!RoyEd fics: “When his youngest subordinate goes missing, the Flame Alchemist will stop at nothing to bring Ed safely home.”

Meanwhile, Roy in Brotherhood: “Fullmetal’s gone missing up North? Hmm, sounds like a personal problem to me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a coup to plan.”

“hi, i’m an author and this is my american character, chair lightbulb.  in american, ‘chair’ means to be in a position of leadership, while ‘lightbulb’ means intelligence.  yeah it’s kind of an unusual name in american. she’s always been distant from her  american heritage, but her parents wanted her name to honor the american language, while still being unique.  don’t worry, she’s very embarrassed about her heritage and it will hardly ever come up.”

Okay, but real talk??

Midoriya is so mysterious??

Like, since we see everything from his perspective and know why things are the way they are and why he is the way he is, it kind of goes over our heads, but he really is super mysterious.

Mild mannered Midoriya Izuku, the boy who stuttered his way to being in 1A as a shaky leaf, is also the same ruthless guy when it comes to protecting people and making his mark. He’s a super sweet kid who also has a history with the temperamental Bakugo, their relationship of which has some really deeply rooted issues that neither of them talk about and yet they call each other by childhood nicknames, one being an insult notwithstanding. He’s suddenly best buds with class heartthrob Todoroki “I’m not here to make friends” Shouto after getting his own shit kicked in so hard he needed surgery and blew up the stadium. He sneaks off to talk with or is otherwise approached by All Might constantly–“HOLY SHIT ALL MIGHT WAS IN DEKU’S INFIRMARY ROOM DURING THE SPORTS FEST”-One of the students, probably. He has an insanely powerful quirk but it breaks all his bones. HE LEAVES FOR A WEEK AND HIS POWER IS SUPERCHARGED AND HE’S HOPPING AROUND LIKE A JACKRABBIT–IN SAID WEEK HE TRACKED DOWN AND FOUGHT AGAINST ONE OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS AND DEADLY VILLAINS IN RECENT MEMORY. THE BOI BROKE OUT OF BRAINWASHING.

HIS PAIN TOLERANCE ALONE, JEEZUMS.

THE ENTIRETY OF THE INTERNSHIP ARC I’M–

The kid showed up in the middle of the forest, broken arms–broken face–and is ready and willing to throw TF down with the vanguard action squad, the absolute madman.

DONT EEM GET ME STARTED ON CHAPTERS 213-215 OKAY. OKAY? OKAY.

IF YOU DONT REALIZE HOW COOL AND MYSTERIOUS MIDORIYA “THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN” IZUKU IS, GET OUT OF MY FACE, CUZ IDK WHAT TO TELL YA

Jjjjjjj~

i have two approaches to canon

So if we extrapolate from this one-off line in episode fifteen, as well as this tweet by the creator and the answers given at this comic con panel from 2014, we can infer that this character’s relationship with salad is more complex than it first appears …

*pulls down sunglasses and points a flamethrower at the source material* Death of the author, baby.