Uh Rowan…? Care To Explain! 🫢🤔🤫😳

Fuck I fell into a spiral of old Minecraft role play series. 😥🤭🫣

when you try to find a good male reader fic but tumblr keeps recommending/showing fem reader:

The more stressed my mom gets the more hair becomes loose from her bun and it’s hilarious.

So I just watched the first modern Jumanji and I DIDNT KNOW NICK JONAS COULD BE SO BLOODY FUCKING CUTE!!?!!!!

Twisted Wonderland Prefects Reaction To MC Demolishing An Anual Sword Competition 🤺⚔️🏆

Minus Azul and Vil cause I can’t write their characters for shit.

WARNING ⚠️

SFW • Written By Minor • Non-gendered reader

Riddle Rose hearts 🌹⭐️

He asked you about your talents and tricks during your second week at NRC. Once you told him that you were a child prodigy when it came to sword fighting, he immediately told you about the Anual Swordsmanship Completion held by the school board. You obviously went to find a faculty member to ask them about it. Once you got in and the competition came, you better believe that Riddle made the entire Heartslabyul student body go. When you kept taking down the other competitors with ease he new that it was a wise idea to tell you about the competition. When they announced you as the champion he used his magic to throw roses onto your first place platform. Trey’s never seen him smile harder.

Leona King-scholar 🦁💤

Leona walked into the Anual Swordsmanship Competition because some of his house mates had asked him to be there, so Ruggie and Jack forced him to go. Saying that’ll be interesting to watch. What they hadn’t told him was that you were going to be there, showing off your non-magical swordsman skills. He watched in awe as you took the first plate trophy. Crowley running up to take a photo next to you for a news station. He latter snuck up behind you, before you left through the portal back to NRC and demanded that you tell him were you learned such wonderful skills. He was quite surprised to here that you’re a child prodigy when it comes to swords and such, but decided that it was time yo sleep before you could tell him much more.

Kalim Al-Asim 🐫🌅

The two of you were in the cafeteria having lunch together, much to Jamil’s disapproval, when he asked if you had any skills or talents. Once you told him about your sword skills he immediately asked you if you could teach him, but Jamil cut in and told you about the competition. You told Kalim he’d have to discuss it with Jamil, and then immediately went to ask Vargas about it. Kalim got front seats next to Leona and Malleus, he cheered you on through the entire competition and cried when you took gold. Once back to NRC he asked if you wanted to throw a party in celebration of your victory. But you declined, wanting to rest your sore muscles. The next morning though he sent over some construction worker to help with Ramshacke dorm.

Idia Shroud 🖥️🔵🔥

You guys were on an online call, he was in the middle of designing a character and you had your earbuds in (kindly given to you by Carter) whilst you were sweeping a room on the second floor. He was designing some guards when he started talking about swords, that’s when you spilled that you were a child prodigy for swords. He then sent you a link to the sign up sheets for the competition. Idia didn’t show up in person to the competition, but watched the lived feed in his dorm living room with some other Ignihyde students. The next day he sent a package with a model figure of you holding your trophy up in the air. It’s now on the fireplace big the living room.

Malleus Draconia 🐉🥀

He was over at Ramshackle dorm, having tea with you and Lilia, when Lilia asked you about the sword you kept in your umbrella holder near the front door. You told him it was in case. You had to go save Ace and Deuce from a monster. Malleus butted in and asked if you new how to use it properly, you then informed him that you in fact were a child prodigy when it comes to swords. Lilia then told you about a competition his son Sliver was entering. Malleus got front seats and watched as you took home the gold and Silver took second, while a student from Royal Swords Academy took third. Malleus, like Riddle, made his entire house show up to cheer you and Silver on. Once you got back to NRC, he had Sebek take you to a spa the next morning.

I miss this ship 🥺😭

I could’ve been freed today.

But instead I texted.

To find that freedom I seek.

I looked for help and got it.

Hope is slowly crawling up my spine.

Making me twitch as I try to sleep.

To find that freedom I seek.

But I will forever only get a glimpse…

Until the very last.

One day freedom shall be mine.

-J

❤️💛

My Sammers <3 He's so much fun to dress up :D And I think I've figured out his mullet, which was like a year-long battle.

Bruce Wayne x male!reader

Summary: Bruce has some issues with Damian in school, especially with English. But Damian's class master, (Y/N), is more than happy with Damian to help him with English. Bruce didn't expect to fall in love with the teacher.

Warnings: Damian being a matchmaker, Bruce is whipped, (Y/N) wants to help Damian with his English.

Bruce took a deep breath as he was walking towards the classroom. He got an another call from Damian's teacher and class master, (Y/N). Damian is good in all other subjects, but in English he is struggling a lot. Bruce was worried about that, because he knew that Damian was stubborn and he sees that asking for help is a weakness.

Bruce knocked on the door and entered the classroom. (Y/N) was putting some papers away. The teacher looked up and smiled in greeting.

" Good afternoon mister Wayne, please sit. "

Bruce nodded and sat down. " Thank you. My apologizes for pushing this. I had crazy 2 weeks at work. "

" It's okay, I understand. Now, I wanted to talk about Damian. "

" Is he still closed off? "

" Yes. I am worried because he doesn't have any friends. He is usually off to the side and just alone. And he is struggling with his exams. Do you want to see his exams? "

" Please. " Bruce took the papers and looked them over. The mistakes were so... Bruce read the exams over and handed them back to (Y/N).

" I think I know why he is struggling here. English is not his first language, it's Arabic. For the first 10 years of his live, he lived with his mother, who is Arabic. "

(Y/N) nodded in understanding.

" Oh. Well, that explains the low grade now. I know you live outside of Gotham so I don't know when this could work for you, but I always stay a little longer for students who are struggling. We could set up a day what could work for you or somebody else to pick him up? "

" Mister (L/N), that is an excellent idea. Although, I feel like I need to warn you. He is extremely stubborn. "

" Don't worry about that mister Wayne, I have worked with really stubborn kids, I think some even more stubborn than Damian. "

Bruce chuckled at that. There is no more stubborn than Damian.

" You know, mister Wayne, I thought this meeting was going to in a completely other direction. "

Bruce cocked his head to the side.

" What do you mean? "

" I had parents who blamed me for their grades, then they excused their kids... And they are usually rich to put it bluntly. "

" Teachers don't get paid enough. "

" Yeah, but I am not in this job for the money. I just like teaching and working with kids. "

Bruce was in awe. Teachers like (Y/N) are truly rare today in this world.

" And which day would work for you mister Wayne? "

" It would have to be Friday then. "

" Then it's settled. Thank you for coming mister Wayne. "

Both men shook hands and Bruce left the classroom. His right hand was tingling slightly. Bruce was confused by the tingling feeling. What the hell? Bruce shook his head to clear his mind. Now he just has to break this news to Damian. He could only hope that house would still stand.

It's been 2 weeks since they started and (Y/N) was surprised with the amount of stubbornness that Damian is packed with. It seems that Bruce's warning was... Well, (Y/N) wasn't exactly caught off guard when he saw the stubbornness.

" Okay... This better. "

" But this is almost nothing. There is no progress mister (L/N). "

(Y/N) raised his eyebrow and gave Damian a look. " Damian, considering where were were about a month ago, you are doing better. You know, I think that any progress no matter how small or big is a progress. You want to know something? "

Damian nodded, his curiosity piqued now. (Y/N) was his favorite teacher and he tried to be better in his subject, but English is not easy.

" I was really bad at English too. Like failing. But my teacher wasn't allowing me to give up. She worked with me after school just like we are doing now. And in high school I was lucky to have a great teacher too. Both of them made me fall in love with the language.

" But it's not easy. "

" I know, trust me, but once I passes my first final, I was so happy. And trust me, that was the hardest exam of my life. And English is my native language, so that speaks volumes. Now, tell me what's bothering you about English? "

" Is everything an acceptable answer? "

(Y/N) started laughing. He couldn't stop, he tried to stop, but he couldn't stop. " Oh Damian... "

" It is a valid answer? "

" It is, it just caught me off guard. Okay, is the grammar the thing that is bothering you or is it spelling? "

" Both. The spelling is... Insane. And grammar? I would rather run 3 triathlons then do it. "

" I know how you feel, but you have to. So, here is an idea. Next time, I will bring some snacks for you and each time you solve an exercise and if it's correct, you get a snack. Deal? "

" Yes. Are we done for today mister (L/N)? "

" We are Damian. You can pack up. "

Damian muttered a thank God and started packing. (Y/N) huffed out a laugh at that. A knock on the door of the classroom and Bruce's head popping in.

" Hello. "

" Hello mister Wayne. "

" How was it Damian? "

" Torture. " Damian said leaving the classroom.

(Y/N) snorted at that. Bruce smiled too.

" How is he doing? "

" Good. He is really trying to improve. He just needs to keep going. "

" I am relieved to hear that. "

" Does he like reading? It will help him with the understanding. The more he reads the better. "

" I have a really big library in the mansion full of different books. He should be able to find something to read. Thank you for staying after school for him. "

(Y/N) chuckled and waived his hand.

" I have told you before mister Wayne, I have no problem with staying behind for him. "

" Still, thank you again. "

" And again, you don't need to thank me. I am simply helping my students. "

Damian huffed as he waited for his father to come to drive him. Sure, he could drive himself, but his father would be mad if he were to do so. He noticed that his father looked dazed and... In love?

" Father? "

" Yes Damian? "

" Are you in love? With my class master? " Damian asked, a bit shocked.

" What!? No, I just thanked him. "

" Are you sure? In the last 4 weeks, you are not yourself. You are distracted a lot. "

" And if I am in love? " Bruce asked, unlocking the car.

" If it's (Y/N), you can't hurt him. He is my favorite teacher and if you hurt him, there will be hell to pay.

Bruce's mouth dropped a little as Damian walked into the car. Bruce laughed for a moment before he entered the car and started driving back home.

Damian was getting better, but he still needs help. So (Y/N) and Bruce made a deal for (Y/N) to come on Saturdays. Bruce wasn't sure if this was a good idea or not, but Damian was happy and his progress was incredible.

And the other boys love him too. Even Jason did, which is the one thing that shocked everyone, especially Bruce. But it made him think. Maybe he was the one. Him being Batman made it difficult to make relationships. And once he did try, the people weren't interested in his kids, they were interested in his money. Bruce always left them, his kids being first for him.

And you know what? If he is supposed to be single forever, but be a good father to his kids then so be it. But... If he were to find somebody who loves his kids just as he loves, that would be amazing. But he wasn't lucky enough to find somebody like that. But if the boys love (Y/N), and so does Bruce, this is a win win situation.

So, Bruce finally mustered up the courage to ask the teacher out. Well, he was going to ask him to stay for dinner. That is the first step. Then he will advance with his plan further.

Bruce watched with a smile as Damian got the task correctly. He walked up to the duo. He heard (Y/N) praising Damian and it made his heart melt. He felt even more sure now. It felt so heartwarming, so sweet and honest.

" How is it going gentlemen? "

" Good. He is doing great. "

" Okay. How about you stay for dinner, it's late. "

(Y/N) was about to answer, when Jason walked in.

" How about you stay forever mister (L/N)? "

Bruce whipped his head to glare at Jason, but the boy was already gone.

" I would like to stay for dinner Bruce. " (Y/N) answered once Bruce turned around to what (Y/N) perceived as an apology.

" You don't have to feel pressured to stay. "

" I don't feel pressured, don't worry about it. "

" Okay. "

Bruce gave the man a small smile, feeling all fuzzy inside. Maybe (Y/N) is the one.

Quick question: Would you like an another oneshot with their dates and the boys simply loving (Y/N)? Just let me know in the comments. Sorry if this feels rushed, but I just wanted to finish this oneshot.

Twisted Wonderland Vice HouseWardens Reacting To MC Cursing

Warning ⚠️

Cursing•Written By Minor•Yelling•Lookalike Brothers™️

Got bored writing that last ones sorry 😢.

Trey Clover ☘️🍬

He was in the Heartslabyul kitchen making poppyseed muffins, when he heard yelling upstairs. Knowing full well that it was coming from Ace and Deuce’s room, he stopped what he was doing and walked to up to see what was going on now. Once he opened the door he saw Ace, Deuce, and their other two roommates playing Mario Cart. Then he heard it. MC was talking through Ace’s phone, celebrating his first place victory by using some very not good words. He slammed the door, not wanting Riddle go here you and speed walked down stairs. That afternoon he walked to Ramshackle dorm and told you off for using such vulgar language when Riddle was in the same building. Though he quickly got over the whole deal.

Ruggie Bucchi 🐾🦴

Ruggie was bargaining with Sam when he heard you yelling from the door. He and Sam looked at each other and walked to the door, when Sam opened it they saw You and a Pomefiore. A trash can next to the other student, knocked over with trash spilt across the grass in-front of Sam’s Shop. The student was on his knees begging you not to tell Vil, while you told him off in various curses. Ruggie was surprised that you, a non-magical student was cursing out a sophomore Pomefiore student of all people. He then got back to the dorm and told everyone about how you yelled off that poor kids ears.

Jade Leech 🏊🏻‍♂️🌊

He was walking in the hallway on the second floor when he heard you arguing with Cater about who was hotter, Leona or Vil. He decided that it would be a good secret to hold over your heads. So he listened in. What he didn’t expect was for you and Cater to get into a full on brawl. Him cheering for Vil and you going for Leona Kingscholar. Not wanting you to get hurt he stepped in. Once he got you two apart you and Cater started yelling at him to let you two continue you fight. But he wouldn’t budge. So you two cursed at him until he walked away. Unknown to the two of you, he was actually going to go and fetch the two House Wardens. That was an awkward conversation.

Jamil Viper 🐍🪳

You two were studying in the library. When a question you didn’t know came up. So he asked you again. Fuck was the word you whispered under your breath. He quickly put his hand over your mouth before you said another word. Jamil looked around, when he didn’t see Kalim he sighed in relief. Then told you off for cursing in a public area. You passed the test with a 97 out of 100.

Rook Hunt 🏹🧢

He literally slapped you. Before you said it! You ran to Vil and told on him. He was told to rake the orchard for the next two weeks, alone.

Ortho Shroud 🤖💎

The Lookalike Twins™️ toward over you before a single word left your tongue.

Lilia Vonrouge 🦇💚

He swiftly covered Silver’s ears before you said another word. Then told you off for having such a dirty mouth around his children Silver and Sebek. Luckily Malleus wasn’t around to hear Lilia’s 50 minute rant about cursing in-front of children.