Your Wish Is My Command

"Mark Heathcliff fucked your mom." is far more funny to me than it has any right to be

I love this

I'LL REBLOG WITH THE REST

the owl house lumity (its lesbian but same idea)

I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like

"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

are you talking about my family's dog

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

Once you've been on tumblr for long enough, you'd be immune to culture shock for being isekai'd. There's no fantasy world bizarre enough that you'd really be surprised by anything, it's just "oh that's how you do things around here". You could get whisked away to the Land of Oz and see nothing you couldn't shrug off. You're already used to the concpt that anything you say might prompt the sudden appearance of a living, talking straw man who shows up out of nowhere to sing you a song about how they don't have a brain.

An important PSA to remember!

[ID in Alt]

"Is human nature inherently good or evil" Human nature is inherently that of a big, awkward ape. Our nature is to love eating and sleeping. Everything else is stuff we made up later.

MARK??? GABRIEL???? WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING THERE

TWEAKING THE FUCK OUT

I AM JN A FUCKING NALF PRICE BOOKS AND J FJND THESE?????FOR 5 DOLLARS EACH

WHAT

Oh my GOD THAT ART IS SO GOOD I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO BE MURDERED BY HIM /POS

I hate that i had to draw this 3 times

Anyways Priest!Gabriel

Got inspired by @psiioniicarts 's Alternate in Arms Au