I ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THIS

jonah its because you get water all over the towel. you dont want mildewy ass towels do you /lh

J: "Dude, how do towels get dirty if you use them when you're clean?"

A: "What."

J: "Think about it, though! If you're using your towel when you're *clean*, how does the towel get *dirty*?"

A: "What the fuck are you on about."

J: "THINK ABOUT IT"

[Adam stayed up all night thinking.]

(Idk just something that I came up with while I was taking a shower)

*side eyes every fandom ever*

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

"IZZY, THERE'S A HOT BITCH!" -my mom (talking about my other mom)

Oh yeah easter happened yesterday

T'was too busy wanting to jump into a volcano because of this canker sore to remember

Kermit for Pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

MARK??? GABRIEL???? WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING THERE

TWEAKING THE FUCK OUT

I AM JN A FUCKING NALF PRICE BOOKS AND J FJND THESE?????FOR 5 DOLLARS EACH

WHAT

GRUNKLE STAN KILLED THE POPE??????????

Wow I can’t believe the tumblr sexyman contest is 2 for 2 on killing world leaders

OH BTW CONTEXT FOR WHY I SAID THE SLIDE WAS SCARY!!!

the slide starts with you turning left and suddenly starts turning right so you kinda get slammed against the wall every time you go down it. my brothister @leoslullaby27 flipped over in it somehow

me going down the most disorienting and violent slide i've ever been subjected to at my local playplace (i pretended i was 12 in order to get in which wasnt difficult at all with how short i am)

OH AND FACE REVEAL I GUESS??? I DONT REALLY CARE /LH

LIVE LAUGH MANDELA WOMEN

Some real quick Sarah and Evelin drawings because they don't get the love and attention they deserve in this fandom 😔😔😔😔

Also I just really love them ❤️❤️❤️

(P.s: updated the picture cos I forgot to add shading and what not 🥲👍)