Prompto Finally Got The "talk"

Ardyn: who made the "hate Ardyn fan club"?!

Noctis: Almost everyone in this room

Ardyn: I have done nothing to deserve this.

Noct: you helped kill my father and plunged the world into darkness.

Ignis: you tried to kill Noctis and made me go blind.

Prompto: you imprisoned and tortured me.

Ravus: you annoy me and stabbed my sister.

Regis: you destroyed my city

Gladio: you tricked so many people.

Lunafreya: you angered the Astrals.

Alice: You enslaved my people.

Iris: you let Caligo kill Jared.

Loqi: you make fun of my height.

Aranea: you traumatize children.

Nyx: you keep screwing up my training

Clarus: and you keep stalking all of us.

Ardyn: you all hold grudges.

Prompto: some of that you did three months ago.

Sigma: I don’t want people being subtle with me. If you want something from me then please say it.

Nikolai: I want to fuck you.

Sigma:

Sigma: Go back to being subtle. For my sanity…

Dia and romance

Dia doesn't understand affection or romance. She was a prisoner of Ardyn from age 5 to 10. She was beaten almost every day to the point she had to spend a month in a hospital after her escape and Nyx found her. Being raised by a curious and nosy Noctis, she was confused by his friendly attitude with her. Gladio terrified her to the point she would flinch and hide when he would touch her. It wasn't until age 15 and Noctis introducing her to Prompto that she began to understand since Prompto began to try and comfort her constantly

Chuuya: I just want to be held and loved.

Akutagawa: Didn’t you just punch Dazai after he hugged you?

Chuuya: I said I wanted to be loved, not assaulted.

Just came up and I wanted to share it with someone

"It's such a shame. I thought you and I were bonding." Ardyn purred into his captive's ear. "I would have killed you so long ago but I saw something special in you. Here I am keeping you alive and safe, giving you everything I can and what do you do? You throw it in my face by trying to escape." He wrapped the collar he did in his hand around the neck before pushing them to the ground. "Well then if you want to keep acting this way. Then you deserve to be treated like a misbehaved pet."

WHOMST do you think you are, anon? Coming into my house like this!?!? 

You guys are really trying to guilt trip me today! It’s working T_T

Bless you, anon~

Vergil: What are you reading, Nero?

Nero: Percy Jackson and the Olympians. It’s about greek mythology and demigods and stuff.

Vergil: Ah, it’s always nice to see you enjoying your own literature. Who’s your favorite character?

Nero: Nico di Angelo

Vergil: [snatches book]

Vergil: [impales book with Yamato]

Vergil: [sets book on fire]

Vergil: You disgust me.

Ignis: alright Gladio it's your turn.

Gladio: I'll take the rapist for $500

Ignis: that says Therapist-

Gladio: who is Ardyn Izunia!

Ignis: you're horrible.

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Ignis: on the board we have "famous titles, the number 10 and current kings of Lucis"

Gladio: I'll take famous Titties for $1200

Ignis: that is famous titles..... this movie was named after a game "assassin's creed"

Gladio: ARANEA HIGHWIND

Ignis: I hate you...

Fyodor driving with this on his car.

Fyodor: I would like to get something off my chest before we start this meeting.

Nikolai: Is it your shirt?

Dazai: I’m hurt. Carry me.

Chuuya: I’m not your damn servant!

Dazai: But you shot me.

Chuuya: You asked me to.

Dazai: “I was going to say ‘Chuuya shoot me a text when you get me to the station.’ I got to ‘shoot me’ and you didn’t even hesitate.

Chuuya: See you just told me to again *cocks gun*

Dazai: Is this because of what I did last night? I’m sorry!