I May Start An Ask The Glaives/chocobros Thing.

Prompto: I made a blog!

Noctis: what's it called?

Prompto: chocobros

Noctis: okay? And what is it about?

Prompto: *closes the tab filled with photos of Noctis and the others half naked* Our adventures?

Sigma: There is a pigeon in the kitchen. I think it’s trying to seduce me.

Fyodor: Tell Nikolai to stop and get back to work.

Nikolai: I am sitting right next to you. What the hell?!

Fyodor: This interview is over.

Nikolai: Great! See you tonight!

Fyodor: *interviewing Nikolai* Where do you see yourself in five years?

Nikolai: At your funeral.

Dazai: This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size.

Chuuya: Are you quoting an animated American movie?

Dazai: *offended* Lilo and Stitch is a classic masterpiece you uncultured slug!

Kira: You ever get a little voice in your head that tells you that someone is a red flag?

Ais: Which voice?

Kira: Are you- Are you okay?

Wanna make that recipeh now bitch?

Chuuya: How do we wake him up?

Dazai: True love’s kiss!

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: I kiss him and he wakes up.

Sigma: *Sits up* I’m awake! Don’t kiss me!

33 runs and no top had to use another I am so sorry the Mhin glam sucks

Dazai: I love you Chuuya!

Chuuya: *punches Dazai into a wall*

Dazai:

Chuuya: Sorry I got scared and my fight or flight instincts kicked in.

Dazai: All I said was “I love you”.

Chuuya: Oh no it’s happening again.

yt: junskitchen 🌸