Did Y'all Notice I Love Ranpo & Dazai Or Not?

Ultra deduction feels like if Ayatsuji and Victor Hugo are introduced they'll get shipped together (except if Victor Hugo is an old man but if he's a baby girl…)

Nuh uh. I'm Lucian Graymark

h-h-hi kitten (I'm not very sorry for my behavior)

i don’t know how to respond to that

oh my god

hi?

(does this mean im the alpha..!?)

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Btw, this is what Gavroche sang before he died (This happened in the book), about my previous post where I included Victor Hugo in BSD world.

- On est laid à Nanterre (We are ugly at Nanterre)

C'est la faute à Voltaire (It's Voltaire's fault)

Et bête à Palaiseau (And dumb at Palaiseau)

C'est la faute à Rousseau (It's Rousseau's fault)

- Je ne suis pas notaire (I'm not notary)

C'est la faute à Voltaire (It's Voltaire's fault)

Je suis petit oiseau (I'm little bird)

C'est la faute à Rousseau (It's Rousseau's fault)

- Joie est mon caractère (Joy is my character)

C'est la faute à Voltaire (It's Voltaire's fault)

Misère est mon trousseau (Misery is my keychain)

C'est la faute à Rousseau (It's Rousseau's fault)

- Je suis tombé par terre (I fall on the ground)

C'est la faute à Voltaire (It's Voltaire's fault)

Le nez dans le ruisseau (Nose in the stream)

C'est la faute à Rousseau (It's Rousseau's fault)

Gavroche sang the "I fall on the ground" part when he was shot the first time and fell on the ground. He was a little kid.

And I wrote it in french because since Gavroche is a french character, this would make more sense if it was in french.

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Lmao, this person literally thinks they can choose whether or not Dazai is someone's favourite character. Like sorry lil bro ur so obsessed with him, but he aint giving a shit abt you

Bro what if Port Mafia Dazai covered his eyes just so his ennemis think he's blind, and if they manage to gouge out Dazai's eye, then Dazai would just take off his bandage and would be like “Guess what? I'm not blind. April fool 🤭”

I think I should try being more active

Huh so there's that one blogger who's name is Vivid vice and she litteraly disappear. So idk if she started another account, but if someone know the reason, please enlight me.

GIRL WHERE ARE YOU I MISS YOUR REPOST

Idk how it's called.

Just search in ytb “Tu veux quoi toi? Mais toi tu veux quoi toi?”

french ranpo

frenpo

Oui

Yippie ‼️‼️

Lasted song : Baby Monster— Drip.

Fav color : Dark blue & Dark red ‼️‼️

Last book : Harry Potter— First volume

Last movie : Idk Harry Potter or smth

Last show : Arcane

Relationship statue : Dating @chuuyaszn (not satire). Nah, fr I'm single

Current obsession : Arcane, Viktor, Dazai, Ranpo, Psychology

Tags : @zestylemonsz @exymylove @fyodordostoevskeys @tsuunara

Ten People I’d Like to Get to Know Better

tagged by: @orphiclovers

last song: It’s all been Christmas retail crap or if you count the radio on the drive home playing Avril Lavigne

fav color: this pale seafoam green for things or white for clothes

last book: Eclipse by Wilder (poetry)

last movie: Deadpool & Wolverine

last show: N/A

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet and savory 

relationship status: 4 people proposed to me this year. 1 meant it fr 🥹 (engaged irl) otherwise I have a harem on AO3 going.

last thing i googled: how big is a wintermelon?

current obsession: cooking and Infinity Nikki

looking forward to: I’m planning a road trip with the girls later this week!!

Tagging: @auuwmk, @ssunfish, @ajhaijma, @stoneclaw, @quiteboared, @kiwiandmint, @dgeneralacc, @rex44201, @readingdreaming4951, @thottykunikida

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Headcanon about my favorite KNY character : Shinobu Kocho !

1 - Shinobu already tried to wear heels to be taller, but since she always fall, she never tried again.

2 - When she was young, Kanae used to tell her story, and now Shinobu tells the same story to Kanao, Aoi and the butterfly sister.

3 - She always hopes for Zenitsu and Inosuke to not get hurt because she don't like having them in the butterfly mansion. They're both noisy and Shinobu like calm

4 - She once fought a guy (and won) because he said "Periods aren't that bad." She never regretted.

5 - Each year, when the day Kanae d*e arrives, Shinobu stays in her room and refuses to go on mission.

6 - Mitsuri bought them matching pyjama

7 - She's a walk faster

8 - Shinobu took care of her haori a lot, and almost cried when it got damaged.

9 - She has a notebook where she writes every t*rture method she could do to demons. Uzui once found it, he never saw her the same as before…

10 - She once dreamed about being as tall, buff and muscular as Gyomei. That was the first time she was happy being short.

11 - She hates dresses and skirts

12 - Someone already tought she was 12

13 - She often talks to her fish about her day. No one interrupts her when she does it…

14 - She has almost no memory of her parents. Her last memory about them is when they all hugged each other with Kanae 4 days before they d*e

15 - She tried to write a book, but she forgot it.

16 - Her, Kanao and Aoi often go on a walk during the day.

17 - She shared her plan with Tamayo

18 - She defends her sisters more than herself.

19 - The first time she tried alcohol, she ended up being sick

20 - She doesn't celebrate her birthday now.

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