Me: Can I Go To The Bathroom?

Me: can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Why didn’t you go during lunch

the bathroom during lunch:

Me: Can I Go To The Bathroom?

Some motherfuckers starting full on revolutions and cults in the bathrooms during lunch

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1 month ago

i wonder what some writers/artists think when i randomly like a very gay post of theirs that is also very old of on of my fav yaois

”Gay ass” I say as i willingly read a gay fanfiction.


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2 months ago
Hmm, Who Else Feels Like That?

Hmm, who else feels like that?


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2 months ago

Damn. I feel like I was just lectured be an angry teacher at my middle school

This Take. This Take Right Here Encapsulates Everything Wrong With The MHA Fandom As A Whole. Yes, Being

This take. This take right here encapsulates everything wrong with the MHA Fandom as a whole. Yes, being a MHA is like all of that ecxept you are also working with the nazis you disgusting waste of human being. Your fandom made a mediocre piece of story and media rise to absurd proportions where I see awful takes as MHA being good when its not. It is a mediocre waste of potential. Your community and fandom are worth of being called one of the worst fandoms ever when all of you tainted even more the image of the lgbt and neurodivergent folk even more than it already is. Headcanons and shipping helped a lot with this because now being neurodivergent and queer could be associated with being like Deku and Bakugo, awfully written characters which people ship when it is objectively and morally wrong. Because yeah there is nothing wrong with shipping when there is and bakudeku is proof of that but all of you are way too horny to realize that shit. Shipping just serves to normalize abuse and stereotypes if done wrong. It is all so frustrating. Horikoshi should've been the one to die instead of Toriyama and Kentaro Miura, had Horikoshi died nothing of value would've been lost and we would've never had this plague on Earth that is MHA. I would pray to God that every MHA fan that made ill towards everyone mainly the lgbt and neurodivergent folk to pay severely, but the fact that MHA exist and grew the way it grew is objective proof that wathever God we have is a cruel and objectively evil one to give us a plague that is Horikoshi and his disgusting child MHA

2 months ago

Dabi: Go to hell!

Endeavor: I vacation there!

1 month ago

guys i think i'm might be tweeking out because i found this Bluelock RPG thing on Youtube and it the reason i'm tweeking out. IT. IS. SO. TOO. DAMN. GOOD. 10/10 would 100% recommend. Shout out to the person that made it. I would insert a link but idk how so here's a screenie :>

Guys I Think I'm Might Be Tweeking Out Because I Found This Bluelock RPG Thing On Youtube And It The

and it's fantasy au themed bonus points for that :>

2 months ago

Y’all, big news‼️‼️‼️‼️

Shinsou’s hero name is NightHide and it drives me INSANE when ppl DONT do their research

Y’all, Big News‼️‼️‼️‼️

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2 weeks ago

Warnings for this chapter: pretty much the same ones as the last one + karasu's pov + i ran out of ideas for the title

Warnings For This Chapter: Pretty Much The Same Ones As The Last One + Karasu's Pov + I Ran Out Of Ideas

Chapter 1: Sending an assassin for someone to be brought back alive

Karasu can feel your gaze pierce him as you stare at him at Otoya. He recognized you, from somewhere, he didn't know where. 

He couldn't tell Otoya though, you were both standing at an angle between people where only you can see each other and telling someone else would mean they have to move. And that would be awkward. 

So, out of pure instinct, he turned around and made eye contact with you. And you both stared at each other. After a few seconds when a normal person would've turned away, you kept holding eye contact, tilting your head as in question. 'Do i know you?' your look asked, but before Karasu could make a facial expression that could answer your question, a voice jolted him.

"Yo Karasu!" Otoya snapped. "Whatcha lookin' at?" Karasu peeled his eyes away from you as Otoya questioned, trying to look at you from his place but couldn't see from his point. Otoya frowned and turned to Karasu for an answer but he was turned to where you were, but you were already gone. 

"Tabito." Otoya said, slight annoyance laced in his voice, as he pulled out the first name. But that only lead to Karasu sighing, annoyed. "Nothing." He snapped before adding under his breath. "She's gone anyway." Whether Otoya heard or not, he didn't show any signs of it and kept waiting.

~

Maybe a few hours passed since he saw you but Karasu had to focus on the real reason why he was here. His 'mission'. Well, technically, his and Otoya's. He worked for this minor government official that apparently found out that a pretty famous criminal was in this hotel; for whatever reason. But, he wanted them brought alive, not dead. 

"Then why send an assassin if you want them brought here alive?" Karasu questioned his boss as he sat in his office a few days ago. "Her." He said looking out the window, like in those movies where the main character boss is about to give them a speech about them being important to their organization. "Her?" Karasu asked. "Yes her, we found out a few days ago her gender and code name; thanks to some of our hackers." He interjected proudly. "But not her name or how she looks like." "Then what is her code name?" Karasu asked impatient to get out of here, he didn't like his boss, but he wasn't the worst. 

His boss sighed at his question dramatically; probably for the effect. "Sliver Thief."

Warnings For This Chapter: Pretty Much The Same Ones As The Last One + Karasu's Pov + I Ran Out Of Ideas

a/n: had to spew this out before i get mad at myself for being lazy

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2 months ago

U better say thanks 🫵🫵🫵

U Better Say Thanks 🫵🫵🫵

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