Hey Op I Turned Up The Blender Speed Even More!

remember to leave a couple seats open right next to the door so the latecomers can sneak into class without disrupting the lecture babes

oh to be a university student conked out at 3:52pm in the basement of a building on campus desperately trying to get 4hrs of sleep in roughly a fifth of that time to be awake for finals in an hour

moonbows because even in the dark God keeps His promises

best thing you could have ever said to me. like my dad always says. the only way to treat a cold is with contempt. I present: the only way to treat Sad Boi hours is with disdain

[ID: screenshot with the words "And yeah we've all got limits and flaws and whatever"]

IGNORE HER KINGS LET'S PUSH THIS BOULDER 🔥🔥🔥

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

posts that make you go "wait why was Abu in Hercules"

Best Christmas presents this year!:

Number one definitely gonna be the backpack my dad gave me. It was his cherished backpack for ages. Back support, hip and sternum straps, pocketsss, you name it. I opened the backpack and a moth fluttered out like in a movie. The best Christmas present by far!

Ramen bowl full of Ramen socks. My 14yo brother really hit the nail on the head this year! I guess I do have that college student aura TM

Jar of peanut butter from Santa. Huge jar.

I saw this sketchbook in the local book store when my 17yo brother and I were Christmas shopping. It had a textured Starry Night cover and ooooo! It's not a lined journal! It's blank paper inside! and he bought it for me 🥹

19yo brother surprised me with a D&D book?? like I don't keep up too much on the discourse of new 5e is bad or whatever folks are saying these days, but I *love* having the physical books because *readability*

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

Are you done with arcane s2 yet?

Also also, what way the last thing you wrote?

ooo good questions!

1 ) uhhh NO :( my s/o and I have been watching it on his parent's Netflix and they canceled it when we had three episodes to go. we may be looting a roommate's Netflix here soon, but it only works when said roommate is not using it, so currently my estimate for finishing it is tbd :')

2 ) In general? I just started my first round of drafts on a personal piece I wrote for NaNoWriMo last November. It features four characters in a forest, each with their own quest, and each representative of a quality in a person I wanted to explore.

I know a lot of folk on here have stuff on Ao3. I haven't ventured that far yet (time management, among other things), and I don't have fanfic to post but from what I know a lot of original content goes on there. I'm actually thinking about sharing this piece after a few rounds of edits if it doesn't feel too clear/transparent

my close friend, back when we still only knew each other for a handful of weeks, would see me walk in and be like "why is that outfit so just. on brand for you." and every time she was one hundred percent accurate. she had a *radar* I'm telling ya

learned I kept a knife on me one day, when I was sleepy and a mutual friend asked me where it was and I mumbled "'s in my boot," and that friend said, "yeah that's incredibly on-brand for you"

few days later saw me with a harmonica in my front pocket and, again, "again you are on-brand today"

girl you've known me for less time than most people I love and you just. pegged me. for exactly who I am. because yes, these outfits are handpicked, and yes, I am the kinda queer fella that keeps a laser pointer in my backpack and would give you a stupid crazy crooked grin right before doing the most unhinged thing for the bit, and somehow you could tell without knowing me at all.

Without knowing me at all, you know me so much more than most people who've had my entire life to figure me out.

so like prev said. good to know i exist and have a vibe. so good to know i exist and have a vibe in the exact way you knew

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe