"I'll Come Back To Edit It In December" No. No I Wont. But That Doesn't Stop Me From Lying To Myself.

"she's not a plant, I didn't plant her there to ask that" well maybe I'm not a plant in your class but those are bold words considering "she" is an "asexual"

what do i even say. they said it all

On Friendship.

keep a little SAND under my pillow for the SANDMAAAAAN

keep a little mail under my pillow for the 🎵mailmannn🎵

VANDALF

my close friend, back when we still only knew each other for a handful of weeks, would see me walk in and be like "why is that outfit so just. on brand for you." and every time she was one hundred percent accurate. she had a *radar* I'm telling ya

learned I kept a knife on me one day, when I was sleepy and a mutual friend asked me where it was and I mumbled "'s in my boot," and that friend said, "yeah that's incredibly on-brand for you"

few days later saw me with a harmonica in my front pocket and, again, "again you are on-brand today"

girl you've known me for less time than most people I love and you just. pegged me. for exactly who I am. because yes, these outfits are handpicked, and yes, I am the kinda queer fella that keeps a laser pointer in my backpack and would give you a stupid crazy crooked grin right before doing the most unhinged thing for the bit, and somehow you could tell without knowing me at all.

Without knowing me at all, you know me so much more than most people who've had my entire life to figure me out.

so like prev said. good to know i exist and have a vibe. so good to know i exist and have a vibe in the exact way you knew

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

i used to think i would be professional in college

(Working the late shift, wanna go home)

new words just dropped!

written out below:

nonce

sbar

smashticate

bnick

amomous

ctrion

gorikins

kpflus

ktow

shpiln

wug

lspig

go nuts

guys am. am I winning at coding yet .

and, of course, the humble fermata (Australian friendly period):

I love you dead punctuation marks.