I Need To Marry Him NOW

i'm about to start chewing concrete

realest shit I’ve seen today.

husband.

Save a horse ride a cowboy 😩

cowboy Anakin au anyone? (GOD HAYDEN IN A COWBOY HAT IS SUCH A TURN ON 🛐🛐🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️)

Animes with the funniest dubs

EDIT:

I would also now like to add

real photo of hayden after he finds all the disgusting dreadful sinful things i’ve said i’m going to do to him

SATOSUGU X READER FIC RECS // mdni!

getting caught - @/nanaslutt

two for one - @/madamechrissy

good girls go to heaven - @/cumironi

threes a crowd - @/gojonanami

porn stars - @/webism

yakuza fiancé - @/gojonanami

study sessions - @/storusangel

government hooker!? - @/screampied

raspberry leaves - @/sunmoonjune

eiffel tower - @/nanaslutt

eiffel tower pt2 - @/nanaslutt

pervs - @/madamechrissy

double stuffed - @/peachedtv

twice the trouble - @/satoruhour

cold ice popsicle! - @/cumironi

roach - @/obsesssedblerd

good grief, suguru! - @/ohimsummer

come rest your bones next to me - @/twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat

spoiled little girlfriend - @/cumironi

one, two, three (it’s not only you and me) - @/justrustandstardust

home - @/delulustateofmind

rivalry - @/nanaslutt

I DONT OWN ANY OF THESE FICS!! // CREDS TO THE WRITERS!! <3

reblog if those man tits make you irrational

thoughts after 257

“you attract what you fear”

ahhhh oh nooo i’m so scared of finding abby anderson and ellie williams in my bedroom, both naked and oiled up, sitting on my bed waiting for me