I Guess Its Hurt Your Pussy Hour

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

Apology to women

many beautiful women on the globe have wanted me to make love to them, but ive been too depressed, stressed, and alone in my room to get to my important duties that i know are out there. Im sorry, women, for letting you down...

✂️

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

It may be dark where I am but atleast I'm not alone

We got a random spike supposed to fall from thin air out of the sky onto you and instantly kill you scheduled for tonight Please be standing outside by 8pm

"i swear on my life, i always try.

but in my eyes, i can fly, sigh.

better luck next time."

ryokira. enough said.

made me realise flies would be chill asf instead of being annoying asf if we were tiny too

how it feels to say the weird thing

you when ur favs just went at it in public with no looting and pirating mentioned for the nth time

for a long time i thought voyeurism just meant, like, pirate sex because i confused the word with voyages

popped up right as I was getting in the blanket and closing up the buttons of my sweater

whatever you're doing right now, can you please get about 10% cozier? just a little tiny bit. 10% more comfy please