I Understand Exactly 10 Strings Of Letters In This Entire Post

how I feel listening to ayesha erotica

this one at my window yesterday

Can only cardinals be the pope or are other birds also allowed? Can we elect a sparrow to be the next pope?

Chat, what other birds would make a good pope?

i WISHHHH EUGHE NOO I WANNA SLEEP PLEASE PLEASE AEGH

beautiful

sometimes my pinterest glitches tf out and today it turned this

into this

lore accurate i must say

if tumblr users started making sponsored posts nobody would be able to tell because no normal brand would want to advertise here so the posts would be like

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i ate one of those once and i blacked out for three days and woke up with 20k in my bank and my left nut missing from the sack, 10/10 taste though would recommend

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don't spread lies on my post boy it says on the tin it can't make your nuts vanish any more.

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whatever. i cast spell of nut banishment

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hfggvghjccgjghggfhvhhhhjhjfh goodnight, gorgeous. the tortures resume bright and early tomorrow

jd was the first thing I thought of when I saw jinx's finger getting shot this is awesome dhwnf

can't stop thinking about somewhat similarity of their stories

me asf every time my family asks me where something is

new reaction image

im going to start saying I'm raw as a way to express confidence in my abilities and circumstances