Go Back To Sleep Puppy *holds Chlorophyll Over Your Face*

should've put it in with mashed banana and butter

Guy switches his friends M&Ms out for a hotdog

I tried to re read hnk but i couldn't because every time phos came on i didn't want to see tiny baby sufferr

I’ve been re reading hnk and every five minutes I have to stop and cry because of how cute baby phos is

LOOK AT HIM

THIS POOR BOY HAS NO IDEA HES GOING TO BECOME GOD! HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT AN ENCYCLOPEDIA IS!!

HE HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THE TONAL SHIFT THAT IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE!!!

give a girl 48 hours without her shitty music and she'll fix her headphones herself

me asf every time my family asks me where something is

new reaction image

I didn't realise it was a shadow for a whole MINUTE and was just so impressed like waaaoooww i didn't even know cows could HAVE three distinct shades like that what are the chances it patterned like thissss before i realised

an angel gets straight up resurrected every time someone headcanons alhaitham actually finding cyno's jokes funny and being really fucking invested in tcg with cyno and helping nahida adapt to sumeru while working alongside her & cyno and just generally finding cyno cool & worthy of respect & pretty and. haha.

I enjoy how every Glass Animals song sounds like "ouhhhhhh blue sky lemonade like an Arnold palmer I wish u and I were calmer drown the memory of youuu in goji berry water *the strangest noises you've ever heard* hot tub in a swimming pool mind full of Scooby-Dooby ghouls you were always too cool for school hot cheetos and cotton candy juuls *water dripping sound effects*" and it slaps mega juicy balls every time

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year