I Saw A Bright Orange Volkswagen Bus Today And Thought That That Should Be The Car Neil Buys Whens He's

Shuri: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Villain: *laughing* You’re just a group of teenagers! I’ve already incapacitated the likes of iron man, Black Panther, and Doctor Strange!

Villain: THE AVENGERS COULDN’T STOP ME! NO ONE CAN STOP ME! Not when I have THIS! *charges up weapon*

Harley: HOLD IT! You have to wait your turn. We get the first move.

Villain: Wait...... my..... turn?

Harley: yes! I haven’t even selected who to use yet! Spider-Man I choose you!

Spider-Man: *pops out* SPIDEY SPIDEY!

Harley: USE TAUNT!

Spider-Man: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries!

Villain: what the f*ck is going on?

Doctor Strange: teenagers are very spiteful

T’Challa: all we did was punish them by taking away there video games

Tony: Turns out to be more of punishment for us instead.

Tony watching this on cameras: what the hell did i just witness

Peter: Yeet

Harley: Yeehaw

Peter: YEET

Harley: YEEHAW

Morgan: Yeethaw!!

Peter:

Harley:

Both: YEETHAW

Peter Parker + Percy Jackson + Simon Lewis, all cannon dorks, who live in New York. Someone write a fanfiction please.

I have to repost this... This is aftermath perfection, i want a scene like this in TSC

various recent tfc/tsc doodles

What ever you do don't imagine Simon asking Alec and Jace about Shadowhunter marriage puposals, while at the same time Izzy's asking Clary about the Mundane traditions, cause they both want to purpose and stereotypical gender roles don't effect them.

Okayyy so I know Simon's Jewish but I feel like he'd be the type to get tattoos with every one, like something the represents there friendship/relationship, like a Mango with Jace,.a bow with Alec, a Parabati rune with Clary, ect.

Could not be more accurate.

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

I want more Dark!Simon Lewis fics. I want a dark, twisted morally grey, possibly insane murder happy Simon. Fics where he sees merit in Camilles ideals, where he's done with the crap the 'shadowhunter' put him through with out any recognition. Fics where he's a demon, or a serial killer. Make him be a solo act badass, or make him have a partner in crime, Saia, Sizzy, Jimon, Simon/ Jonathon, I DON'T CARE. All they others get these AU( Alec, Magnus, Clary ect.), Simon has more greater demon kills then the rest of the group combined, Lilith, Abbadon, the whole Azazel thing.He got an angel to listen to him. Asmodues has his immortal life force!! I want fic where they change up his curse and Asmoudes uses him to raise Lucifer or something. Lilith and Camille both sought him out directly in there attempt at power, I'm tired of him being portrayed as a tag along, he literally carried the team through out the dark war! He watched someone he though of as his brother die, and everyone just kinda brushes over it like it didn't matter!! I want that backlash, this is the guy who THREATENED an actual angel! He doesn't just tag along and get kidnapped. The entire shadow world just kinda treats him like the weak link, when he's not! Remember, he went through the entire mortal instrument without an once of formal training, and still killed THE MOTHER OF DEMONS, beat Jace in CoLS, figured out how to survive Edom, killed abbadon on Day 1. Even Alec says he goes undervalued. I want more BAMF Simon fics. Simon Lewis people, appreciate him.

Your Confort Charcter is who you want to be and your favorite character is who you actually are......How screwed up are yall??

PART 2 OF MY FAVORITE LGBTQ+ CHARACTERS

Jack Kline - Non-Binary - Supernatural

Claire Novak - Lesbian - Supernatural

Loki - Gender-Fluid - Marvel

Teddy Altman (Hulkling) and Billy Kaplan (Wiccian) - Gay - Marvel

Kate Bishop (Hawkeye) - Bisexual - Marvel

Karolina Dean - Lesbian - Marvel

Nico Minrou - Bisexual - Marvel

Wade Wilson (Deadpool) - Pansexual - Marvel

Tim Drake - Bisexual - DC ( I screamed when I found out it was cannon)

Rosa Diaz - Bisexual - Brooklyn 99