Neil Being Regarded For The Moment....were Sll In Agreement The Nathaniels Bestie Would Be Allison Yes?

okay hear me out here

Will and Gabriel and Gideon and Sophie and Cecily and Charlotte and Henry and Cordelia and Lucie and Anna and The Merry Thieves just forming a fandom for the TMI and TDA characters.

And they tune in through seraph blades. Like every time someone names a blade, they hear static and get audio till the person's done using the blade.

Otherwise it's just like a silent cartoon

All of them desperately trying to figure out wth Magnus and Tessa and Jem are doing.

Mathew becoming a bookie and taking bets.

Watching clace like a soap opera.

All of them simping for Malec and Will being like OH SO HE DID KISS ME.

Cordelia admiring Emma when she uses Cortana.

All of them wondering how Tatiana Blackthorn, of all people, produced a descendant as awesome as Jules.

Charlotte sighing in exasperation every time Clary calls herself Fray but also fondly remembering the warlock girl with no mark that came to live with them in the London Institute.

Will going absolutely ballistic when Jem and Tessa finally get together going THATS MY PARABATAIII.

Christopher being so proud of Clary and Anna being so proud of Alec and also Izzy.

Okay who's writing this fanfic?

MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

Simon Lewis and Stiles Stillinski have the same energy

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

As a member of the LGBTQIA+ community I'm wishing all my fellow queers ( and let's face it, noting about tumblr is cis!het) a very happy Pride! This is the first pride I've been 'out' to my friends as aro and honestly it great!! For all of my closeted queers and those in non supportive household! You very valid and welcome here!!

TMI Gang on a mission after edom

Alec: * makes a plan*

Simon: That's a shitty plan

Alec: okay you might have pulled through in Edom, but I make the plans!

Alec: I kept Jace and Izzy alive before you showed up

Simon: That's because your plans are shitty but theirs are somehow worse

Jace and Izzy: That's fair

YESSS I Want more content of them just chilling out being kids and stuff! Julie and Beatriz being Parabati, Simon and Jon's rivalry/begrudgingly friends! Marisol,Simon and George confusing the rest of them with basic Mundane things, and vise versa with shadowhunter stuff. Casual mentiong of 'The possum incident. Isabelle just showing up randomly and people just stop questioning it. The gang protecting Simon for "paparazzi" with out him knowing. I need this. some tag me if you write it pls.

I’ve been rereading Tales from Shadowhunter Academy and I need Academy kids content so bad. Give me the marisolxJon. Give me more of the kids. Especially with George Lovelace. Ugh does anyone ANYONE write them or take requests? 😫 I’m desperate.

Peter Parker + Percy Jackson + Simon Lewis, all cannon dorks, who live in New York. Someone write a fanfiction please.

Tony: *stares in concern*

Morgan: people who sleep without socks on make me worry.

Harley: people who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.

Shuri: People who sleep are weird.

Peter: I was a sock once.

Me: Comics!Tony seems to much more reasonable than MCU!Tony, I’m starting to actually like him

Comics!Tony:

Recruits Supervillians to hunt down Superheroes

Signs Peter up to hunt down Superheroes without even bothering to consult him

Enforces a law he KNOWS is unjust and wrong when being a hero literally means doing the exact opposite of that

Tells Peter this is how things are and it’s not gonna change one second…

Threatens Aunt May and Mary Jane

Literally goes back on his position about whether the prison he’s built is temporary or permanent

… the last three kinda speak for themselves, tbh