God I Hate Writing For This Stupid Fucking Fandom.

(chanting and pumping my fist like a kid in the backseat) ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!

Some feel-good ideas…

I’ve been longing for a feel-good story. I know RC specializes in fantasy and supernatural thrillers, but we could use something a little more relaxing. No deaths. No cults. No curses. Just fun.

Some possible ideas…

1. Something Friends-ish — MC, 2 female LIs, 3 male LIs all live with or next door to each other. They’re all friends. Or maybe more.

2. Christmas — a small town, snow, gingerbread cookies, ugly sweaters. The whole cliché. It’s predictable but well loved.

3. Tropical getaway — Or the complete opposite. Let’s escape the cold, gray skies (looking at you, HSR, ABH, SC, KFS, ATHWTU…) and head to Fiji. I could really use someplace warm and sunny.

4. 13 Going On 30 in reverse — a woman in her 50s achieves success atop the corporate ladder, only to discover she’s miserable. She gets sent back in time to her early 20s, fresh out of university. She reconnects with old flames, forgotten friends, and some burnt bridges. It’s a second chance to get things right.

5. Road trip! — Some pals travel across country. It could be US, Canada, anywhere that has some diversity. Of course they meet some sexy LIs along the way. It could be cute and romantic or trashy and fun. Or all the above and leave it up to players.

6. Hot dads — is it weird that I want hot dads? They don’t have to be old, but they don’t have to be too young either. I just want a cool, slutty daddy. 😘

I'm at a metaphorical fork in the crossroads and baby? I'm about to stick that fork into an outlet 😎⚡️

snurderer

patient asked today if i was a boy or a girl and i shit you not i responded "im a medical student"

you're not a REAL audiophile until you have blood running down your torso and stomach at AT LEAST 44.1kHz

headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

so true bestie

"fuck shit fuck fuck uhhh"

(types a number into a calculator)

(looks back at the sum again to check i typed the right stuff)

(types the rest of the numbers)

"ohhhhhh. i am an evolutionary weak link 👍"

yk sometimes I wonder how the YouTube auto-recommendations see me as a person

reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election" - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear.

As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, there's plenty of accusations circulating that they made the song using AI, given the bizarre choice of using an American accent in the song, and it's been pointed out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now.

Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's story when the song dropped: