Bendy: So… Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Boris: …I did. I broke it.
Bendy: No. No, you didn’t. Cuphead?
Cuphead: Don’t look at me! Look at the tree princess!
Holly: What?!?! I didn’t break it!
Cuphead: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Holly: Because it’s sitting right here in front of us and it’s broken!
Cuphead: Suspicious.
Holly: No! It’s not!
Finley: If it matters- probably not- but, Alice was the last one to use it.
Alice: Liar! I don’t even drink that stardust!
Finley: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Alice: I used the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Finley!
Boris: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bendy.
Bendy: No. Who broke it?
Xedo: Bendy… Mugman’s been awfully quiet.
Mugman: REALLY?!?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Bendy, off to the side, to Angelo: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
MY GOSH YA NOTICED MEH!! *puts on song helpless from Hamilton XD*
OMG I SAW U ON FOX NEWS AND I WAS LIKE me: wait.. ive seen her.. hmmmm WAIT WAIT WAIT NO FLIPIN WAY BEKKAH (i screemd bekkah for a long time and my family was like ._____. and i was like me: ops sorry it was just a video game hehe.. XD)
XD YEP
I wonder how many people know know me might have seen that?
Don’t fall asleep in class Sonic! You never know what you will dream about >>;;;
I CAN’T STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS POST IS! EVERY REBLOG/LIKE IS IMPORTANT
REBLOG AND SAVE A LIFE PLEASE
FOR EVERY NOTE HE ADDS A WEEK ONTO HIS LIFE!
me excited for the cuphead cartoon but then worried about how the characters’ interactions, relationships and voices will be like in the show
ekk
Boris: Bro, do you want this pamphlet?
Bendy: Brochure.
Boris: So, I got a new computer.
Cuphead: And?
Boris: I tried making “Bendy” my password.
Cuphead: Okay, and??
Boris: It said it was too short.
Bendy, standing on three tables and a chair: SAY THAT TO MY FACE, COWARD.
Boris: You’re ignoring all your problems, Bendy.
Bendy: Yeah, I know.
Boris: You’re aware that’s not a very healthy coping mechanism, right?
Bendy: Yeah, I’m ignoring that too.
stge
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hai! ya can call me Insta, i am female :3 Babqftim is my life! i like rebloging! ya can ask me anythin ya wanna, an i luv seeing ppls art cuz its bootafull, i read inky Mystery and its seriously made my saterdays so much better :>
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