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just another trope I'd like to see more of.

feral person A with leash holder person B, except, hear me out, it's not in the 'i own you' or 'i control you' kinda way.

it's in the way where person B is fully aware of how feral person A is...and simply shows them who to direct it on, gives them something to protect, gives them a target, the leash is just for show, just to let people know where the demon person A was sent from.

imagine in a fight or something and person A is holding back either not fighting and being somewhere else or not fighting at their full ability, only to get a nod from person B and everyone just goes "oh...shit" and person A is just like a switch, the leash has been dropped but in all honesty the leash was just there for show, for person A to find their way back like some giant bloodthirsty cat dropping off their prey proudly. and person B? you'd expect them to give person A a telling off, a lesson on morals at least...but no, they pat A's head proudly and praise them, tell them that they did such a good job

"look at you! you only killed five of the guys we needed alive!"

Everyone be lookin at person B like ' bitch get yo dawg' while person B is actively encouraging person A to be even more feral. (they probs think it's hot)

y'all feelin unmotivated?

here's an amazing motivational quote that my grandma told me today

"don't half cock it, go full cock"

her mind is a horrifying yet beautiful thing

help me find this song plz!

ive got this song stuck in my head and i cant find it anywhere!

it kinda sounds french with a woman singing it and she says something but i cant make out what maybe something like "it's you"?

and then it goes really soft, almost classical?? think uhh a drawn out violin sound?

la la la laaa lala la lalala la

kinda like that if it makes sense lol like they are saying the "lala"

i was looking at getting the pocket mortys game and like i do with every game i checked the reviews first and i found the most wild thing ive ever read in a game review. i think i found a redditor that escaped the enclosure.

heres some highlights:

"you have to have a very high IQ to understand rick and morty."

" Ricks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation -his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnays Volya literature"

"people who dislike Rick and morty truly ARE idiots."

"ricks catchphrase wubba lubba dub dub is a cryptic reference to tugenev's Russian epic fathers and sons."

" im smirking right now imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as dan harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. "

"what fools....how i pity them" (bros on a bit of a power trip or smth geez)

and this is one of the most wild parts of it they're talking about a rick and morty tattoo they have and go

"it's for the ladies eyes only- and even they have to demonstrate they're within 5 IQ points of my own (what so like 10?) preferably lower"

bro didn't even review the fuckin game💀 just ranted abt how intelligent he is for enjoying a damn cartoon.

is the game any good?

Random one piece headcannons

I know I should be working on the two fics I decided to start but...shhh

Zoro has green eyelashes. Just something about it makes sense and it would look pretty cool

Zoro uas definitely lost feeling in his feet after he tried to slice the buggers off...in the moment it may have seemed like a good idea but now he has feet of steel. Others on the crew are worried but he likes the advantage of having less feeling in them. Realistically this could affect his balance but if we say it's just slight damage to the point where he cant really feel the pain or temperature on his feet then he'd probably be happy about it.

Nami has scars and remnants of hours the arlong tattoo underneath the new one. Because did you see how she was going at it? ain't no way she's got no scars. And as for the tattoo, i don't know what kinda magic they've got in that world to remove tatoos so perfectly in one go but I like the idea that it's there but really faded like a reminder as well as the scars.

Luffy has stretch marks....my guy has stretched so much and I know its his devil fruit and all but there'd scenes where he can only reach so far. So if he does that often (stretching himself as far as he can go and then trying to go too far) he should surely have stretch marks.

Luffy probably had bite mark scars, like he fully chompin on those thumbs like he's Eren Yeager, he has some teeth scars and I ain't listening to criticism on this

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does anyone else assign tastes to objects?

like I'll look at a computer monitor at school and my brain just goes "really shit liquorice"

or batteries tasting like lemon

i told someone i knew they'd taste like spicy cucumber.

idk what's going on...i think im just tired but eh, what can i do?

ayyy its me!

i used this https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2212965

i think one of my most recent hear me outs is this guy...

i can't be the only one.

i got so mad when he had a double date that i had to close the game lmao

Late night thinking pt 1/?

He had the kind of beauty that could only be found in those broken greek statues.

The kind where they're always reaching for something yet they are tragically frozen in place, unable to move, unable to reach that goal they dream of. Yet to everyone else they look beautiful, almost angelic.

It's tragic thats someones pain, someones curse is considered art to most. The romanticized suffering of those trapped forever.

one of my favourite tropes or whatever you call it, is when someone can't sleep/struggles to sleep every night and then they finally meet someone and they sleep peacefully for once>>>>