M.L.Rio, “If We Were Villains.”
Hey! I was wondering if there was any project similar in scope to Project Elvhen? I know the person who created Project Elvhen is very problematic so I wanted to know if there were any alternatives
I made one
headcanoning war vet/night elf adaia with the line "[Adaia] wanted [Tabris] more than anything. It’s sad she never got to see you all grown up." and "Valendrian and [Duncan] have known each other for almost twenty years… since the time I tried to recruit your mother, in fact." [...] "I never made the offer. Valendrian convinced me that it was better for her to remain here with her family. As there was no Blight and thus no immediate need for recruits, I deferred to his wishes." really adds severe psychic damage of adaia simply wanting a peaceful life with her family after the war and im shattering like glass
Rook stumbles upon a hidden bookshelf in the Lighthouse.
Rook: *running their fingers across the book spines* What’s this? Your evil plan repository?
Solas: Unimportant.
Rook: Oddly reticent. Let’s have a read.
Solas: NO!
Rook: Oh, that just makes me want to read it more.
Rook pulls a random book out and flips to a random page. The smile on their face drops. Their brow furrows.
Rook: Solas, literally the first sentence I read was: “My mouth descended upon her yearning flower.”
Solas: *coughs awkwardly and looks away*
Rook: Solas…Solas, is this your porn stash?
Solas: Erotica.
Rook: Nuance, listen—wait, this is your hand writing. D-did…did you write this?
Solas: …
Rook: *grabs another random book* You’re hand writing again. “Her masterful mouth and tongue worked my-“
Solas: You don’t have to read it out loud.
Several hours later…
Rook: * throwing books all over the place* It’s all fucking lewd’s!!! You wrote all this smut!
Solas: A mere thought experiment put to paper.
Rook: This is not a thought experiment, this is a horny dissertation! All about you and this Lavellan lady. Andraste’s Tits! Are you trying to get a PhD in Down Bad?!
Solas: Can we stop talking now?
Rook: Did you get this peer reviewed by Desire Demon’s or something? This shit’s smutty. I thought Varric was bad.
Sometime…
Lavellan: My name is Lavellan.
Rook, mouth agape, turns to the projection of Solas.
Solas: Not. A. Word.
Rook: *shaking Lavellan’s hand* Hi. I’ve read all about you.
A tear in the Fade appears. Solas reaches out and begins to strangle Rook.
I like to write Solas and Lavellan as equally unhinged.
ALICENT HIGHTOWER and RHAENYRA TARGARYEN HOUSE OF THE DRAGON — S2E8: The Queen Who Ever Was