Prompt #73

Prompt #93

Living a normal life with a boring desk job when literally your whole family (mother, father, siblings and even your spouse) are supervillains is not that easy...

Prompt #39

You tried to summon a demon. But apparently you messed something up, because instead of a demon a hellhound appears.

Well... you always wanted a dog.

Prompt #12

A supervillain and a superhero are fighting when suddenly the villain just stops.

„Hold on a minute, I gotta get this“, the villain sais. The hero stares incredulously as the villain gets out a smartphone and starts talking.

„I told you, to only call in emergencies.... I put your food in the fridge... How can you even break a mikrowave? - Wait hold on, I don’t really wanna know. Can you just order take out? ... Awesome, you know where the money is?... Good. I don’t exactly know when I will be home, but see you later, kiddo... Yes, love you. Bye.“

The villain hangs up and turns towards the very confused hero.

„So, where were we?“

Prompt #57

You may be a villain, but not one of the really bad ones. You are actually just a low level thief.

However, you somehow accidentally acquired some kind of super-weapon, made to destroy superheroes (and everything in a 10km radius around them). Since you kinda like this world, you can’t risk this weapon getting in the wrong hands. So you look for a save way to destroy it.

Would be easier, if not every supervillain and superhero were after you (or more precisely: after the weapon).

Prompt #98

„112 what’s your emergency?“

„So... I accidentally summoned a demon and now they won’t leave ...“

„Demons are not real.“

„Tell that the demon currently eating all of my ice cream!“

Prompt #79

You ever wondered why monsters hide under beds? Well, obviously because they are scared of humans, especially children...

Prompt #29

It‘s take your kid to work day. Therefore the supervillain decides to do something not as dangerous as what they normally do and instead takes their kid to rob a bakery.

It’s take your kid to work day. Therefore the superhero decides to do something not as dangerous as what they normally do and instead takes their kid to stop the robbing of a bakery.

Prompt #11

You are a witch. But somehow you are very bad at it. Every time you try to help with magic, you only make everything worse.

So you thought: if your good spells somehow always turn out evil, maybe evil spells will end up doing something good. Well, you were wrong. And now heroes are trying to hunt you down...

Prompt #91

You are the child of a supervillain.

Now you have been kidnapped with a group of civilians by another villain.

Well, your parent will be furious.

Prompt #72

You always knew about their secret identity. How could you not, since you are their parent? And you are not that surprised. Despite you having given your best, your child never had it easy.

However, you have always been proud of them and you will always be proud, even though the rest of the world views your lovely kid as a villain.