Prompt #28

Prompt #52

„So you are not really a demon?“

„Of course not!“

„Good. If you were a demon, that would be very scary... But if you‘re not a demon, how do you explain everything?“

„I‘m the devil, obviously.“

Prompt #67

Maybe you should have read the job description a bit more attentive. But you just saw that they were looking for a secretary and you really need a job...

And now you are in Hell for a job interview. You probably should go home, but the salary is very good and Satan seems a lot less evil than you would’ve expected. (Definitly less evil than your last boss.)

Prompt #71

You promised your firstborn to a witch.

It turned out that said witch originally didn’t want your child in a co-parenting kind of way. Too bad for them.

(They can have New Year, but you will definitely get the kid on Christmas.)

Prompt #46

„What are they doing?“

„Fighting, obviously. I mean, they are archenemies and the villain is trying to destroy this city.“

„Yeah, I get that. But why are they exchanging parenting tips?“

„I think, they just both like talking while fighting. And apparently their kids are roughly the same age.“

„Okay, weird...“

Prompt #34

A supervillain and a superhero swap bodies because of some magical mishap during one of their fights. However, they both think that this is an ideal way to get some information about the other person’s plans, so they don’t tell anyone else.

But they are both horrible actors and therefore their hero-/villain-friends notice rather sooner than later, that something is amiss...

Prompt #39

You tried to summon a demon. But apparently you messed something up, because instead of a demon a hellhound appears.

Well... you always wanted a dog.

Prompt #63

A: „You can’t team up with C!“

B: „Why not? C is totally harmless.“

A: „They tried to kill you. Twice.“

B: „Yeah, but that has been months ago. It’s history. They won’t harm me now, right C?“

C: ...

A: ...

B: „Alright, C, let’s go!“

Prompt #19

They told me I could become anything I wanted. So I became a dragon.

Prompt #35

Rules:

No fights are allowed. In this household we resolve conflicts with words.

Do not summon a demon anything under any circumstances. Especially not to trade your sibling for a new Xbox.

Do not trade anyone (or their soul) for anything.

Ghosts are not allowed to scare anybody on purpose.

If humans visit, you could at least try to act normal.

We will not spend any vacation in hell (so stop proposing this idea!). Any trips to hell are forbidden.

Worship me, [name], the greatest sorceress in this reality MUHAHAHA. Only responsible adults are allowed to write things on this list. I‘m the only responsible adult here.

Don’t swap the grape juice with lamb-blood. That‘s just disgusting. And I still needed this blood.

STOP THIS STUPID PRANK-WAR! NOW!

If you consume the last bit of something, write it on the shopping list (it‘s not that hard).

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Just use your brain. Don‘t do anything that could get you or anyone else killed/ hurt/ arrested. Seriously, this list should need only one point: DON‘T BE STUPID!

Prompt #57

You may be a villain, but not one of the really bad ones. You are actually just a low level thief.

However, you somehow accidentally acquired some kind of super-weapon, made to destroy superheroes (and everything in a 10km radius around them). Since you kinda like this world, you can’t risk this weapon getting in the wrong hands. So you look for a save way to destroy it.

Would be easier, if not every supervillain and superhero were after you (or more precisely: after the weapon).