Insane-from-reality - Teenage Queen

"Excuse me miss but you attract me like flowers do." Bzz bzzz

I’m always so flattered when bees buzz by me. Sorry miss, I’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought I was

HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER 

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Lamp Halo might be my fav Fake AH Crew fic 

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Stray Kids as thing’s I’ve overheard in the hallway at school

Chan: “I haven’t slept in six days but I feel great”

Woojin: “I’m running on a  100% bread diet”

Minho: “Y’all are mean but the inner demons of silence are worse.”

Hyunjin: “Words With Friends doesn’t accept the word ‘slut’ but it accepts WHOMST?”

Felix: “You’re so poor your cheerios don’t float.”

Jisung: “I may look like a string cheese but I have a goddamn reputation”

Seungmin: “Come over here so I can slap you! Your brother said he’d give me gum if I slapped you and he has Juicy Fruit!”

Jeongin: “Every time I come over here you’re just coloring and not working.”

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Michael: “Luke was naked in a classroom.” Luke: “That never happened.” Calum: “It happened.” Ashton: “It happened, we have photo evidence.”

HE’S SO EMBARRASSED 

Interrogatives

Pairing: Michael/Gavin (Mavin)

Rating: G (TEETH ROTTINGLY SWEET, DIABETES ENDUCING FLUFF)

Words: 1796

“I loved five other people before you.”

“What were their names?”

“Who, what, when, where, and why.”

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