The Vagabond And The Golden Boy? Oh No, They’re More Dangerous Than You Would Think. See, They Egg

Imagine your otp

Person A: "Why are you so awkward and mean to me?!

Person B: "Because no one ever taught me how to act around perfection."

Person A: "What?"

Person B: "What?"

i’m laughing at the concept of immortal fake ah crew deciding to hide their immortality and this leading to shenanigans 

like jeremy fucking laughs the first time somebody shoots him in the chest, just a full-blown giggle you’d expect from a four year old, and then he’s like oh shit right and falls over dramatically like something out of the three stooges

gavin gets “killed” one weekend and then a few days later his killer sees him at a fucking stop-n-shop or something and gavin spends a full twenty minutes convincing the guy that he’s his own twin

michael gets stabbed in the stomach and is immediately like “i just GOT this FUCKING SHIRT– i mEAN OW, OH NO, I’VE BEEN STABBED, I’M DEFINITELY BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW, THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING, OH THE INHUMANITY” (”laying it on a little thick there, michael,” lindsay says)

ray gets shot and is basically like sweet naptime and fucking very carefully settles down on the sidewalk and strips off his hoodie and bundles it under his head like a pillow and dozes off ray does this every time he gets injured under the pretense that it might have killed me if i was mortal you don’t know (ray you got shot in the foot wake the hell up)

whenever jack gets “killed” and is later seen by the person who killed her, she staunchly insists she’s a ghost (”i’m here to haunt your ass for the rest of eternity, fucker”)

geoff and ryan get taken by a rival gang and ryan is shot in the chest; ryan immediately looks down at himself with a sad face and goes “aww.” (he’s wearing his “normal guy” shirt; geoff’s kind of glad it’s ruined now) geoff gives ryan a pointed look and ryan blinks, then clutches at his chest and starts to fucking monologue “Had I but time–as this fell sergeant, death, is strict in his arrest–” (”ryan, what.”) “But let it be. Horatio, I am dead–” (”then fucking die already, what are you doing, is that hamlet”) “aND IN THIS HARSH WORLD DRAW THY BREATH IN PAIN TO TELL MY STORY–” geoff ends up wrestling the gun from the gang member so he can shoot ryan again look, ryan has to use that theater experience somehow

Fellas is it gay

MINHO LITERALLY TRIED TO ASK JISUNG IF HE LIKED HIM IN A ROMANTIC WAY

minho: do you…like me but like do you like me in that way or… jisung hella confused:……what sort of way should i like you hyung? what? minho completely flustered: ahhh so….i don’t really know *awkward laughing from both of them* minho: i know it but i don’t know how to actually express it *jisung bursts into a song and minho joins*

the book of mormon? don’t you mean

OTP fights in fanfiction

Person 1: (loud arguing)

Person 2: (loud arguing)

Person 1: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!

Person 2: (stunned silence)

Me:

I am enough. I am beautiful. I am strong. I am intelligent. I will make my own way. This is all temporary.

Six things I will tell myself until I believe them (via temporary)

y'all, focus on Calum’s background i think it’s fricking Ashton im

Michael; Is it cause you have some weird crush on Luke

Michael; yeah but you pick Calum for everything

Ashton; Maybe you’re in love with Calum

Luke; Maybe I am

So I need to lay out more evidence on why cake is real?!?

and... bonus !

Moon-Jo from Strangers From Hell (2019)

Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!

Mum: I will always love you!

Me: awwww--

Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.

Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?

Mum: No

Me: Excuse--

Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.

Me:......shit you right.