I’d Be Too Hesitant To Tell Someone But At The Same Time Want The Validation

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Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

Hi could you do one where Bill is about to be forcibly married to a beautiful alien princess and the doctor is trying to save Bill but she isn't sure she wants to be saved

“Bill, come on,” the Doctor said urgently, holding out his hand to his companion and casting a furtive glance around them. “We need to go.”

“Why?” his companion furrowed her brow and shifted from foot to foot, brushing a non-existent speck of dirt off her improvised wedding dress. “What’s the big deal with this whole thing?”

“Xanthippa is an incredibly powerful alien. She could kill you without even meaning to.” 

“But…” Bill dithered, chewing on her lip. “She’s…”

“She’s what?” the Doctor sighed, not understanding her reticence. “Bill, come on! You can’t seriously be considering this!” 

“But she’s kind of…” Bill turned maroon. “Cute, y’know…”

“Dear god,” the Doctor groaned. “You are an absolute disaster.” 

translation of bill’s expression: dear old gods and the new, how, pray tell, could this mad man with a phone box get married but I’m still single?

Run Thirteen ruuuun !

J'avais cette idée de doodle en tête donc je l'ai posé sur papier :D

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#sorry WHAT