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Hi I really enjoy your collection of unseen stories. I just finished reading them today. Could you make one where Bill and Donna meet and start gossiping comparing their Doctors.

“Does he still do that thing?” Donna broke off to gesticulate grandly with her arms in a passable imitation of their favourite Time Lord. “You know, the big grand explanation thing? Like he’s the smartest person in the room, and no one else could possibly hope to comprehend the gravitas of what he’s saying?”

Bill snorted into her mug of tea, before setting it down and grinning. “God, yes. And I mean, don’t get me wrong… he probably is the smartest person in the room. But like… he doesn’t need to act like humans are morons, you know? We aren’t all stupid. We aren’t all total idiots.”

“Most humans,” Donna mused, picking up her biscuit and biting into it with aplomb. “Are idiots. We are clearly the exceptions, however, and it is our solemn duty to smack sense into that idiotic Time Lord whenever he starts generalising.”

“Oh, definitely,” Bill chuckled. “Now, tell me more about this long coat…” 

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Hi could you do one where Yaz, Bill, and Ryan have more in Common than traveling with the Doctor

“So, like… you’re into grime, then?” Ryan asked, his eyes widening in awe at the prospect. “Cos that’s super uncommon in most girls, I mean… Yaz doesn’t even know what grime is.”

“I do so,” Yaz shot back, frowning good-naturedly at him. “Stop making out that I’m super uncool.”

“You are super uncool,” he reminded her fondly, reaching over and ruffling her hair. “Like, totally and completely uncool. But I bet Bill isn’t. Are you, Bill?”

“I dunno,” she gave a nervous little laugh and a half-shrug. “I’m a bit of a nerd, but yeah, grime is sick. I reckon we could get Yaz into it, what do you say? Couple of nights out…”

“Oh god,” Yaz groaned. “I’ll just prepare for a hangover now, shall I?” 

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