Real Life Quotes From My INTJ Friend:

Ben Folds - You Don't Know Me

You could have just propped me up on the table like a mannequin Or a cardboard stand-up and paint me (paint me) Any face that you wanted me To be seen

I'm sorry I just love this couple so much.

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Actual conversation*

(*aka, when a group of millennials rent a cabin in the woods)

INTJ: We're going make a fire in the wood stove.

*INFJ watches over INTJ's shoulder as ENTP heads into the kitchen*

INFJ: …Okay.

INTJ: The fire starters are in the storage room, right?

*ENTP re-emerges from kitchen with a paper towel, the corner of which is lit in an orange flame*

INFJ: ...Yeah.

INTJ: Cool. We’ll use fire starters and some of the scrap wood from outside to get it going. We’ll start small and then see whether or not we’ll need to add some coals or…

*In the background, ENTP tosses flaming paper towel into the wood stove. A stack of logs goes up in flames*

INFJ: Um...*points finger in direction of wood stove crackling with a blazing bonfire*

*INTJ finally turns around*

INTJ: DUDE, WHAT THE--

*ENTP beams proudly*

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It’s officially the holiday season, which means this will happen to me approximately 5+ times between now and January 1. 

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My ENTP ex literally did this SEVEN YEARS AFTER WE BROKE UP.

I swear Doc is ENTP and Clara is INFJ and it makes my heart so happy

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Get yourself a partner who will:

Stand up to (and then kick) the town's most dangerous man while he's holding a gun so you can dance together in peace

Stop a whole train and leave all their belongings behind to go find you

Trust you enough to jump onto a moving train from horseback to join you in a supposed "time machine" without questioning what the hell you're doing driving said train off a cliff or how you could possibly have a working time machine

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