This Is Something Jerma Would Be Wearing As He Comes To You Live From The River Styx

hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

This gives Resident Evil vibes

boss battle

phase 2

Level one warlock

transgender beam

The Markiplier (Ego) Cinematic Universe Discord -- for now named "Manor Poker Night" -- is now LIVE!

13+ discord server to talk all things Mark Egos :)) (stories, art, to scream about how much we love it, or to just hang out in general with people who also like the MarkCU)

keeping it clean & easy to start-- this also helps with anyone who (like me) isn't as familiar with discord!

we have custom react roles, carl-bot (aka turtleplier <3) to help with moderation, and I'll be making custom emojis/emotes & some stickers as we go!

lots of room for suggestions and improvement as the server grows & we figure out what exactly we want it to be!

join with the invite link below! I'll be updating it as needed, but if you have any questions about the server before joining feel free to DM me here on tumblr!

join the discord!

(it should drop you in the rules channel so you can continue from there so let me know if you have any issues getting in ;))

taglist: @littledeathlittleghost @hapikiou @neenthebean11 @bebackthen @markipliers-t-shirt @acewhowantsspace @too-many-egos

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

im having a moment

What are Withers, The Oathbreaker Knight, Dame Aylin, Scleritas Fel, and Mizora talking about in my camp when I'm not there? Wrong answers only.

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

“Captain, where the hell are we now!?”

I kind of suck at tagging, so I made this infographic to help make it easier.