There’s Two Kinds Of People…

“Hey, them’s the breaks.”

If only there were a character from Dimension 20 who was obsessed with yogurt...

you have no idea who i am. i am but a spirit in the wind. a passing tumblr user who will drift off in the current of posts and never be heard from again.

Star. Go to sleep

Gale really says he isn’t comfortable sharing Tav because they won’t devote themself to him entirely, while he is planning on literally killing himself for his ex-girlfriend.

i will defend to the grave that literary analysis IS enjoyable and a valid hobby but it's amazing how a hyperfixation on The Character will have you writing essays for fun

beans 🥹

Sometimes I wonder how much fanfic of classical/iconic literature exists because of school projects. Just floating out there. In a drive somewhere. Not to mention that nothing is more unhinged than bored middle/highschoolers being forced to liven up books they might not care about. For every deranged ao3 crossover fic there is an infinitely more deranged crackfic written for the great gatsby or antigone or to kill a mockingbird or whatever by a bored highschooler and his friends for 10th grade English. I wanna read it

Accidentally fed him the robe he was wearing before this scene happened... I'm okay with the result.

48 + 7 = 50??

shit

Shut up

Why would you lie to the Twitter-refugees like this?? What do you have against them?

goncharov isn't a real movie is it.