My Two Moods

Not a dream. A prophecy.

had a very vivid dream where it was Halloween so i broke into a local McMansion to steal candy. to my disgust I discovered the rich homeowners had only bought fun-sized bars (and not even the good kind it was mostly packets of gummies ffs) so instead I found an enormous canvas sack of cashews in the pantry, and snuck out through the basement carrying it over my shoulder heheheing like the grinch imitating santy claus.

tumblr please perform dream analysis on this.

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀

Lol, mine is apparently, Maximum Risk (1996)  “Welcome to the other side of safe.” 

daily doodles (10) blame the wormhole crew for all my incoming knightiplier content

Gale really says he isn’t comfortable sharing Tav because they won’t devote themself to him entirely, while he is planning on literally killing himself for his ex-girlfriend.

Level one warlock

transgender beam

I twirl my cape, black as a winter’s night, as if to disappear from your very eyes, but, instead, I majestically flop onto the ground and take a nap

reblog with a cute picture of your dog and I'll photoshop your dog out of the picture and replace them with spongebob. real offer

Sitting in a garage waiting room gets really boring sometimes, so it’s great to see five separate emails that barely translate the power struggle between staff and a 16 year-old’s attempt to have everyone who attends your college hear about ‘freaky freds football club’.

(Pictures for reference to what is going back and forth)

Ew Instagram girlie

i hashtag love bug toes