Sir-Up And Texas Lol

When thinking of naughty fic, I think of these men.

Vegeta has a degradation kink

I dont know anything about dragonball and have no intention of getting into it, I just want to know what leads Vegeta, who I understand is the prince of space or something, to turn good, settle down, get a beautiful wife and wear a pink blouse

what is a childhood grudge: you took my toy when we were kids once and i will forever hold you guilty

what is not a chlidhood grudge: you hated me because i existed since we were 11, stalked my for 7 years, tried to murder me, sexually assaulted me, and got away with everything because of your appearance and family name. the only reason you stopped, was because you were to short to reach me across the country. everytime i even hear of you i get violent flashbacks. i want you dead, but i will settle for hurt. if either happens, i’ll probably throw a party. i’m definitely not going to care, or waste any effort pretending.

if you can understand that, but not why snape is a bitter asshole about the marauders, then you need some perspective.

🙏🏻 PLEASE

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Jfc doc, put on a shirt or something 😔😔

(Art by @breakdownsboobies here on Tumblr)

Pick your favorite Decepticons and I'll tell you how gullible you are!

due to personal reasons i will be *skyrim npc death sound as i rag doll to the floor*

Idk what to do with this but I love it

fluffy romantic headcanons for any fallout characters of your choice! (but specifically any ghouls if u can pls!)

YOU ACTIVATED MY GHOUL AND ROBOT LOVE FOOL

Charon Fluff

oUUGH ok i live for charon ok? ok continuing

please be patient with him, he’s trying but he’s just. so bad at conveying how he feels without being so dang awkward

“i uh.. llllll- damnit” “take ur time babe”

you say the L word the most but he’s managed sometimes to get it out and you always feel your heart flutter when he does

kisses are either pecks or long and passionate with him, there’s no damn in between

play with the hair he has left, he really does like it, it makes him soft

he can carry you like you are just a little kitten, don’t matter what you are

he’ll give you a piggyback ride if you just say the word

he tries so hard he really does and you love him for it you love him so much

Hancock Fluff

oUUUGH i love him so much...........

he’s flirting with you a lot it’s unholy

like you could be standing there and he’s like “damn bitch you lookin sexy” (i’m so sorry) and ur like “????? i’m breathing.”

but you wouldn’t trade his dumb flirting for the world

he’ll want to be by you all the time, he’s actually terrified of losing you, he’s lost enough as it is

you get it, really, you’ve lost a lot too no doubt

comfort him if he gets down, doesn’t matter how, but he just loves anything from you

especially physical comforting paired with the softest words ever

he feels at home in your arms

Nick Valentine Fluff

robot robot ROBOT RO

sorry i just love robots so much and love Nick especially

he’s honestly surprised that you love him, he’s, in his own words, well past the warranty date

but damnit you love him and his expired self so much

you probably kiss his exposed hand a lot and it makes him grin at you

it also warms him up because it means you’re not afraid of him hurting you, and that makes him happy honestly

he will protect you until his coolant runs dry, on god

“doll” don’t matter if you’s a man, woman, or neither, you’s his doll

i love him

Yesman Fluff

GOD I LOVE YESMAN SO MUCH FUCK

he’s honestly super surprised you’d ever even consider him

he is a big ol securitron! how are you too gonna kiss!!

“but how will we-!” kisses screen “o h”

he genuinely loves you, like, oh my goodness

will carry you around, doesn’t matter where to, you are in those claws and arms of his

he sometimes changes his screen face to have heart eyes just to tease you and it’s cute as fuck

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YALL......

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