Magic is everywhere
Doctors are necromancers and witches they restore sight to the blind they heal the doomed
Electricians and programmers are artificers they make things move without biology make light where there is none
Magic is real
Its called science
Welcome to my life except replace cafiine with whatever I find to give me motivation and add in confusion and pathing mistakes and you’ve got me
all i do is over caffeinate myself and function incorrectly
I’m scared of the fucking vacuum and it is the worst I’m scared of it cause it’s loud and hard to control
Hey fuckers I’m here to join you gremlins
Instead of not being able to put a shulker chest in a shulker chest
It should be you can but the results are the same results as putting a bag of holding in a bag of holding
Me throwing bombs off lake tower “SUCK MY VIRTUAL BALLS YOU SENTIANT LIZARDS! ”
My sis has a fear of giant sunfish
She primarily doesn’t like there size and skeleton
So I introduced her to the stingray skeleton wich then lead into eel skeletons and surgeon fish as well as the hairy frog
She hated all of it
FUN FACT SOME ANIMALS BREAK THEIR BONES SO THEY CAN STAB YOU
YOU,LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ………… so me my mom and some freinds went to roller skating rink called cheapskate and we where hanging out getting reddy to go home when suddenly on the speakers where they play music for you to skate to THEY STARTED PLAYING “NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP by Rick astley “ started playing . an entire roller skating rink that was packed got rickrolled
Couldn’t find a tree that would work so
Olms are the best
There like little dragons