the way that i actually do this is sending me-
Jason: Gothamites are the most masochistic group of people on the face of the earth.
Tim: Gothamians
Jason:
Jason: what
Tim: Gothamians.
Jason: The fuck are you saying? Gothamites.
Tim: Gothamians.
Jason: Stop it. You’re wrong. Gothamites.
Tim: Gothamians
Jason: Do I need to go into the whole etymology of the fucking word, you little goober? It’s Gothamites. No one in history has ever said Gothamians. Shut up.
Tim:
Jason:
Tim: Gothamians
—
Bruce: Where’s Tim?
Jason: don’t worry about it
Bruce: …Now I’m worried about it. Where is he?
Dick, running into the room, distressed: Bruce, Tim has a dictionary glued to his head—
The Batman (2022) + text posts part 2
Bonus:
damian is unhinged
Just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any worse
My body may be gone, but not my love
John Constantine in crossover comics: Badass cocky occult magician who is about to trick God and the Devil.
John Constantine in his own comics: Weeping in the corner, trying to roll a magic blunt. (Just got back from tricking God and the Devil)
i dont even ship them but im laughing my ass off ngl
WHAT GOOD IS LAW THAT CANT PUNISH THOSE WHO BREAK ITTTT!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩
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