[A Slow Patrol. The Batkids Have Taken To Chatting On The Comms.]

it's the best trope, and when its canon it's even better

me: i hate cliches

fanfic: they were soulmates

me: OMIGOSH GUYS THEY WERE SOULMATES

YJ inspired Jason I stare at you

Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

You can’t win as a woman in fiction. Be too positive, you become a Mary Sue, have flaws and those flaws are why almost nobody likes you. Be moderate, you have wet-cabbage personality, be exuberant, you are an unrealistic example. Have strong morals, and you’re badly developed, be morally corrupt and you’re hated with such vigour fans will send hate mail to the actress who plays the character. Be kind and soft and in love, you’re a representation of sexism, be cruel, harsh and cold and you’re just a bitch. Be a complex, realistic, ambiguous character, and either your flaws or your positive traits will be ignored or blown out of proportion and into oblivion. There is no winning for female characters.

i love my baby, she's a queen

morning kori. she’s lovingly watching dick burn the shit out of her pancakes

Kon: Who like you, that day after day you can have him~

Kon: Who like you, that only in your arms he sleeps~

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When the boy you have secretly had a crush on for years turns out not be as a straight as you first thought.

Heartbreak is singing corny songs at full volume with a hair brush as a mic.

He is in fact singing a song that is pretty much about being jealous of the person that gets to be with the one you love.

Quien como tu - Ana Grabiel

No hate to the TimKon shipper I just had this stupid idea after reading some of the comments on my art on a Spanish FB group and I couldn’t not do it.

Steph isn’t a swiftie, she’s 100% an Apple

Biggest Fiona Apple glazer alive

in the trenches fighting Jason's reputation everyday

best part about comic tumblr is that it is the only fandom i’ve been a part of where no one says “i just love the fandom so much we’ve created such a safe space here 🥺” like i have never seen even one post about how much someone loves the dc fandom. this is not a happy family this is a cold war and im just glad we all know that

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.