Start A Poetry Slam Please I Beg You

everybody moved on, but i stayed there

today i was doomscrolling through pinterest and my friend looked at a picture of starfire from the eighties and sayed "you if you had let your hair grow out". Im shooked i need my hair to be 6 inches longer by tomorrow or im starting a fire

It’s a sunny day in Gotham, one of three they’ve had all year, and Bruce has been bullied by his doctor to go outside and get some sun. He’s slathering himself in sunscreen and is just about to finish up his face when he gets a text.:

Clark: JL meeting at 3PM Tuesday. Luthor is active again :(

Bruce: ✓ Seen 8:27 AM

Mind spinning about what Luthor could be up to, Bruce puts his phone down and dives into the pool.

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The next morning, Bruce wakes up with his nose feeling strange. He examines it in the mirror and sees it’s lobster red. He never finished applying the sunscreen.

Bruce: Hn

Damian: Father. You look like a fool.

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By Tuesday, Bruce’s nose is peeling. He shrugs it off and heads to the meeting. Once they’ve all settled down, he realizes his cowl is irritating his nose. Since the attendees are only Diana, Barry, Hal, J’onn, and Clark, he pulls the cowl off so he can concentrate.

Clark, finishing up his points on Luthor’s latest scheme: Any questions?

Hal: I’ve got one. Spooky, how come your nose is all white and flaky?

Bruce, flipping through his mental Rolodex of responses: Hn.

Hal: What, do you have that white nose fungus syndrome that bats get? Lol.

Bruce, stopping his mental Rolodex at Gain Sympathy:

Bruce: Are you treating me unfairly due to my medical condition?

Hal: What?

Bruce: Clark, is this workplace harassment?

Clark: Hal. :(

Hal: But he’s always…????!!! He’s… a BAT?!

Clark: Hal, I’m going have to report this to HR :/

I saw The Batman last night and all you need to know about it is that Robert Pattinson plays Batman like a total badass but he plays Bruce Wayne as a sad wet cat and it is perfect

I drew a lot of jasons muehehhe

Here's the hill I will die on: Whatever one does or doesn't think of TimKon as a ship or who Tim is dating now or in the future, his feelings for Conner were a fundamental part of who Tim Drake grew to be, they shaped him as a person and as a hero, and his feelings for Conner laid the groundwork of realizing Tim was queer. Tim doesn't get to where he is now without how he loved Kon.

AR-GEN-TINAAAA AR-GEN-TINAAAA 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

My take on the batkids:333 this is just a ref sheet for me hehe

ID: an assortment of pictures of two face from various iterations of the character, with rainbow text in the centre reading 'TWOSday' 'it's HIS day' and 'tuesday 22/2/22' . end ID

happy harvey day it's his freakin day

Jason fighting with Ace.

Damian: "I'm surrounded by idiots."

Dick and Duke betting against Jason. Batman (2016) #33

i literally will not ever stop talking about the direct parallels between romeo and juliet, and hamlet and horatio. two endings that were almost exactly the same with hamlet dying and horatio planning to kill himself. EXACTLY LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET. yet one was interpreted as romantic and one was not?? come on.