This is so, so important you guys.
Wwh
a look
my love for their story knows no bounds so i decided to make a small informational powerpoint….
bonus gif:
He immediately assumed that one of his siblings killed their father
Kicked Klaus out of the van when they were having a brother talk
“I’m One”
Choking Klaus because he didn’t get what he wanted
Ignoring Klaus as he was dying
Ignoring Klaus in general
Is willing to let the others die but goes after Allison.
Then disrespecting Allison’s wishes to let Vanya go
“Did I mention dad sent me to the Moon!🌙”
And the way he captured Vanya was so cruel!
Using Allison as the distraction
Putting Klaus on look out
Like I get he had issues too, but they all did, you don’t see them treating everyone else like a piece of shit. He thinks he is better than everyone else but really he is no better than his father.
1. Stucky (Steve Rogers / Bucky Barnes): They reunite, smile, fight alongside each other, then Cap has to watch his true love disintegrate before his heartbroken eyes. No open romance (no surprise there, Disney), but at least they got ‘the look’. 5/10
2. Stony (Steve Rogers / Tony Stark): They never meet. They spend most of the film on separate planets. They still aren’t talking, and refer to each other only in brief, melancholy, what-could-have-been moments. Overall, not looking good. 1/10
3. Clintasha (Clint Barton / Natasha Romanoff): Hawkeye isn’t even in the film, and no-one really seems to notice. 0/10
4. Pepperony (Pepper Potts / Tony Stark): Tony proposes to Pepper, so in a way this ship hit the jackpot in Infinity War, and there are even rumours of pregnancy in the next Avengers film. But could Iron Man’s new found love for Doctor Strange throw a spanner in the works? Probably not. 9/10
5. Thorki (Thor / Loki): SPOILER ALERT Loki dies in the first few minutes of the film. Trying to save the life of Thor, which is very romantic, but still. Ship over. Unless….. 5/10*
6. Brutasha (Bruce Banner / Black Widow): Hopes (fears?) that the badly written but potentially interesting relationship between Bruce and Natasha would be developed further were firmly dashed in Infinity War, where they reunited after years apart with nothing more than a knowing look. Still, a look is better than nothing, and they are at least both still alive. 3/10
I know this photo just shows Banner, by the way. That is because I love Banner. Sue me.
7. T’Chakia (T’Challa / Nakia): For NO GOOD REASON, Nakia, possibly the most beautiful woman in the world as well as a complete badass, is not in Infinity War at all. And T’Challa gets dusted. Boo. 0/10
8. Starmora (Peter Quill and Gamora): After a brief threat from Thor is seen off, Peter Quill gets the chance to prove his love for Gamora in Infinity War, and he steps up, although in the end he can neither kill her nor save her. His grief for Gamora leads him to ruin the plan and he is arguably responsible for the deaths of half the people in the universe, including himself. Can you get more romantic than that? 8/10
9. Scarletvision (Vision and Wanda): These two start Infinity War as a proper, loved up couple, but, sadly, end it dead. Wanda’s love for Vision dooms the universe, as she waits too long to destroy the Infinity Stone that is part of him. It’s like Romeo and Juliet, except with the lovers being killed by a giant purple psychopath instead of poison. 8/10
And the new kid on the block:
10. Ironstrange (Tony Stark and Stephen Strange): These two meet, bicker, flirt, and slowly grow to understand each other over the course of Infinity War. They adopt Peter Parker as their sort-of-son. Then Doctor Strange hands over an Infinity Stone to save Tony’s life, and gets dusted himself. Beautiful. 6/10
*Due to popular demand, and convincing arguments about the romance of their final scene together, Thorki has been upgraded to 5/10.
Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite
Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2
Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them
Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman
Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class
Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops
Pictochat
Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials
*sits up in bed at 2am*