The Past Tense Of Spinach Is Spunch

all zombies are autistic-coded

fresh take on the dubs vs. subs argument; dubs are nice and all, but subs are challenge mode.

beyond devastated... I didn't realize I was holding my breath while I was reading something particularly sad and went to breathe in, only to figure out I needed to exhale first. I.. I literally released a breath I didn't know I was holding. What's next, passing out for plot conveniences? I'm Livid

My only two gaming modes:

Me, playing an open world video game, blatantly ignoring any tasks or quests that I’m supposed to be doing in favor of things the game doesn’t want me to be doing yet: you cannot stop me, for I am a madman. I will tear the world asunder and make god regret giving me freewill.

Me, playing a story based horror video game, screaming in frustration as I die for the nth time, desperately searching up a walkthrough guide: halp

im trembling puki what does this mean

If you knew what I knew about the skin of a grape, you wouldn’t be eating that shit 

"Be the change you want to see in the world."

well, okay then... i'll be a 5$ coin i guess...

shower thoughts, are you okay??

It must be terrifying to be a slice of bread ripped away from your loaf family by a giant and placed in a cage that squeezes you while you burn alive

If a persona protagonist was afraid of meeting new people and interacting with large groups, would they have social link-xiety?

robin hood is communist propaganda.

By having a military and police, we’ve already resigned ourselves to a world where crime is a given and violence is a permanent threat. Instead of increasing either of these forces, wouldn’t it make far more sense to create a society where there is no need for crime? A world where terrorism isn’t a possibility? A world without the constant waging of wars? It’s hilarious how much we actually perpetuate military growth and advancements. We sit around creating more ways to kill each other, as if there isn’t enough already. I know this seems nigh impossible, a world without violence and crime. But isn’t it so incredibly sad that a vast majority of us can’t even imagine that?